Yay! A caption contest! Several, in fact. Here's how they work: I will provide some pictures and some funny things they might be saying, and you all send in other funny things you think they might be saying, and I'll put them up! There are just a few simple rules.
1. Nothing too explicit. If possible, it would be appreciated if you use symbols like "@#$%*" to express profanity. It's okay sometimes though.
2. Nothing too innappropriate. You know what I mean *winks*.
3. Use your imagination, and be funny (they don't have to be about pants)! Think before you send in stuff. :)
4. E-mail all submissions to me. Also, in your e-mail, let me know which picture your submission is for (the pictures are numbered)!
�I don�t see how my pants have anything to do with this!�
�Can we please stop talking about Elrond�s pants?!�
�GIMLI! Put your pants back on, we have business to attend to!!�
"I hereby call this meeting of the Middle-Earth Ballet Society to order!
"My...my name is-is Gandalf, and I'm-I'm-I'm a ch-chocaholic."
"Err... Sorry 'bout that, guys, I had beans and cabbage last night.." (submitted by Ame)
2)
�Father...please stop wearing my pants.�
�Arwen...it is time to leave Aragorn�s pants behind and join our people in the Grey Havens.�
�If I�ve told you once, I�ve told you a million times, young lady! No pants for you!�
"And remember--just ONE pipe out, and you're to leave that party straightaway, missy!"
3)
�Huh! Steal OUR pants?! We think not!�
"WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NOT PUTTING TOILET PAPER BACK ON THE HOLDER WHEN YOU FINISH A @#%$& ROLL!!"
"Sell US shrinking T-shirts?! You'll be sorry!!"
"AHH! My eyes! Saruman should NEVER wear pants that tight again!" (submitted by Ame)
4)
�Would ya look at the pants on that one!�
�This, young hobbits, is a fine, fine pair of pants.�
"Whoa...I had no idea a pony was capable of pooping that much!"
"I am NOT eating that."
5)
�You�ll pay for ruining my best jeans!�
"WHO ATE THE LAST KLONDIKE BAR?!?"
"Where's my twenty bucks, Boromir?!
6)
�Whoa, check out those pants!�
"Okay, WHO farted?!
"I hate to break up the moment, but I think we're sitting on quicksand..."
"This sun is MURDERING my skin!"
"Check that out, Frodo, she's DEFINITELY not wearing pants." (submitted by Ame)
7)
�Give me the pants and no one gets hurt, Gandalf!�
"Check out what I just learned in karate!"
"And this is my tap routine! Are you watching?"
"You'll never take me alive, Bogeyman!!
"You DARE insult my manicure?! I did it myself, you scum!" (submitted by Ame)
8)
�Just what the @#$%&! do you mean, Aragorn�s pants are better than mine?!�
"Just what do you mean, there are no group auditions at American Idol?! We're the Fellowship!!"
"We're here for the Grease tryouts."
9)
�Gimli, you�re blocking the light that is SUPPOSED to be shining on my pants!�
�#$%@& it, why do we always do battle when I�m wearing new pants?!�
�I swear, if my pants have one little rip after this battle, I am SO gonna open up a can of whoop-ass!�
"Okay, Boromir, you open the door and let the tax collector in..."
"Take aim! It's Paige from Trading Spaces!!
10)
�You want his pants? Come and get �em!�
�My pants can take your pants ANY day!�
"You want to say my shirt is last season again?"
"No, I'M Ricky Martin's number-one fan!!"
"Whoa...I never imagined a Nazgul could look so good in a simple pair of pants..." (submitted by Ame)
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