You moved like an
Angel sent form Heaven
But sadly, you smelt
like rotten Devon
Love may be
beautiful, love may be
bliss
But I only slept with
you because I was
pissed.
I thought that I
could love no other
Until, that is, I met
your brother.
Roses are red,
violets are blue, sugar
is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are
wilting, the violets are
dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you
float with grace
If only you could
hide your face.
Kind, intelligent,
loving and hot
This describes
everything you are not. |
I want to feel your
sweet embrace
But don't take that
paper bag off your face.
I love your smile,
your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at
telling lies!
My darling, my lover,
my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed
up my life.
I see your face when
I am dreaming.
That's why I always
wake up screaming.
My love, you take my
breath away.
What have you stepped
in to smell this way?
My feelings for you
no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go
To Hell".
What inspired this
amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one
part lime. |
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