CONGRATULATIONS!!!

King of Scaperisms:  Sorlk Lewis

ENTRY THAT WON THE TITLE:  “Human.  Like Sebacean, except we just kill each other instead of every 

other species under the sun... I'm starting to wonder if I should put 

that on my answering machine.  It would probably save me a helluva lot 

of time if I did.” Crichton

______Other entries to confirm this title:

“And what are you going to do about it? Well, I guess being the 

poster-child for gingivitis that you are, you could always kill me with your 

halitosis... right?” - Crichton

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“Hell, I've even been in the Nebari spin cycle and had my brain peeled, 

sectioned, and then crazy glued back together by some critter who could 

be Claritin's poster boy for allergy suffers!” - Crichton

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“Good -- try.  If Aeryn comes by, tell her that Peacekeeper Hunting 

Season has just opened and I'm out to get myself a wabbit.” - Crichton

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“We need someone in Command since Pilot is having a bit of a 

Viagra-needing moment.  And right now, you are the man to handle this.” - 

Crichton

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“Well, at least give me a cell phone so I can order pizza then, John.” 

Harvey

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“Good golly, Miss Molly... no, not a clue.  Care to 'enlighten' me?  

Pardon the pun, it is entirely intentional.” Crichton