ShiMeeZ85: I'm having girl problems
ShiMeeZ85: Can you help me?
thefeistyone16: lol sure
ShiMeeZ85: Well
ShiMeeZ85: My grandparents want me to get married before I go to college
thefeistyone16: o.O weird...
ShiMeeZ85: That leaves me....only a few months...
thefeistyone16: haha
ShiMeeZ85: Where can I find me a wife?
ShiMeeZ85: (They believe that they'll pass away before I get married. So they want me to expediate that endeavor.)
thefeistyone16: hehehe
thefeistyone16: hm...
thefeistyone16: go to stop and shop and get a girl there off the shelf
ShiMeeZ85: Really?
ShiMeeZ85: I can do that?
thefeistyone16: lol of course!
thefeistyone16: heh
ShiMeeZ85: How much do they cost?
thefeistyone16: depends on the girl i guess
ShiMeeZ85: What about a nice cute one that's not that short and can cook?
thefeistyone16: hm...
thefeistyone16: :: flips through catalog ::
ShiMeeZ85: How much?
thefeistyone16: $40/hr
thefeistyone16: a little less than what i would charge... but that's just me :-P
ShiMeeZ85: hehe
ShiMeeZ85: Because we all know that you're high quality ;-)
ShiMeeZ85: But!
thefeistyone16: hahaha
ShiMeeZ85: 40/hr???? But I need a wife for the rest of my life!
ShiMeeZ85: That's going to be a lot of money
thefeistyone16: :: shrugs :: mebbe she'll lower the price once she gets to know you
ShiMeeZ85: maybe
ShiMeeZ85: Is she cute?
thefeistyone16: did she have to be a certain nationality?
ShiMeeZ85: Preferably Korean...
ShiMeeZ85: If not...Asian's chill....
ShiMeeZ85: Eh..
ShiMeeZ85: White's cool too
thefeistyone16: hahaha
ShiMeeZ85: Not really fond of Latino's...
ShiMeeZ85: Dunno..I never really found J Lo attractive..
thefeistyone16: lol!
ShiMeeZ85: hmm
thefeistyone16: hmm?
ShiMeeZ85: Do I get to take them for a test drive first?
ShiMeeZ85: See if I like them?
thefeistyone16: hahahaha
thefeistyone16: mebbe
thefeistyone16: depends on the girl and what she wants
thefeistyone16: it's all about the needs of the girl. that's the first thing you've got to understand. ;-P
thefeistyone16: lol
ShiMeeZ85: HBut
ShiMeeZ85: hourly rates?
thefeistyone16: hbut?
ShiMeeZ85: Don't they have a one time charge or something?
ShiMeeZ85: (Accidental H)
thefeistyone16: once again, it depends on the girl. some girls may lower the price to nothing, others may not lower at all after they get to know you
thefeistyone16: which would suck for you
ShiMeeZ85: eh
ShiMeeZ85: How much would it cost for you?
thefeistyone16: for me or you?
ShiMeeZ85: How much would it cost for me?
thefeistyone16: hm....the girl i was looking at was 40/hr
thefeistyone16: she has potential of reducing i think