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1. Woj: "It comes from low German. Not German, low German. Does that mean that high German is of higher quality?" 2. Woj writing on the board: "ce - ::fumble:: - ler - ::fumble:: - wow, I'm so strong I could just crush a marshmellow! Celer, celeritas..." [lol, his chalk kept breaking] 3. Stephenson (reading from greek philosophy section): "all cows eat grass, this man ::points at shim:: eats grass, therefore this man ::points at shim:: is a cow." [how fitting! :-P] 4. Woj: "Assistant popes.. popesicles!" 5. Joe: "Can I have another vaginal sexy mint?" 6. Woj: "Sex! .. means six in Latin." 7. Loomis with an obnoxious smile: "That's a nice set of rulers you got there!" 8. Woj: "...Because men are kicking balls...both big and small..." 9. So there was this ongoing debate about who was a better swimmer: kevin donahue or alex packer...for some reason, speiwak compares alex and kevin's relationship to me and leo's... Leo: "I hope it's not the same kind of relationship... We do things in pools, but it's different from what you guys do!" 10. Woj: "If you break this, I'll kick you in the pants!" 11. Kevin (Christian): "I see you, like me, have a one way ticket to hell!" 12. "Look mommy, little penises in a box!" "Yummy!" [victoria secret mints i think?] 13. Leo on the phone: "You know I can't remember anything!" 14. Charlotte: "The frogs in Puerto Rico...they're like crickets on crack!" 15. one of the ass. principals: "I was summoned by Mr. Sheehan to help with the situation!" [lol, parking stickers, that was an interesting afternoon!] 16. Mike: "I've been denied access to my own brain." 17. Mike turns to Emily: "Mommy?" 18. Ben to Leo: "Does Emily fry your rice for you?" [none of us can figure out why that sounded so dirty...] 19. Rob was kicked out of math class...he comes back 20 minutes later and says: "Attendance [office] gave me a cookie and asked me to leave." 20. Bill Cosby asks someone what's so good about cocaine: "Because it intensifies your personality." his reply: "What if you're an asshole?" 21. Loomis: "I'm looking for the right word here... YOU'RE WRONG! There, I found it." 22. Morgan: "You bastard, keep your sperm to yourself!" 23. Accounting teacher Loomis: "Forget the numbers!!" 24. "3 > 2" Tighe: "That's nonsense!" 25. Rachael: "We're coming into Wakefield...Historic Wakefield apparently...as I run into a ditch!" 26. Stephenson: "When we come back from lunch, we'll kill the MacDuff's and everyone in the castle!" 27. Woj: "They have claws, and wings, and beaks..." Hilary: "Flying squirrels??" 28. Morgan: "On April fuck..." [first, rather...] 29. after playing a trumpet passage wrong Ethan yells: "Damn me! Damn me! Damn me to hell!" 30. Price: "This is to all the blass players.. eh, blass.. BRASS..." 31. Emily at band rehearsal: "Take a whiff and pass it down!" ["smell my bag!" lol it got all the way down to the oboe section i think!] 32. Adam: "I want to see Gang of New York with Leo... 33. Emma: "Mike, you officially suck." 34. Leo reading off cards: "Chains... kinky.." [o.O] 35. Shim: "Emma, why od you hate me so much?" Emma: I dunno...it's instinctive." 36. Price: "I might poco a lot!" [basically meaning "i might a little bit a lot!"] 37. Morgan: "My uncle lives in a condom." 38. Ben: "Leo, can I borrow a pen?" Leo: "I have Andrew's pen." Ben: "Can I borrow Andrew's pen?" Leo: "...I lost it." 39. Shim: "I'm in [Ben's] quote book like every other page." Lesli: "Yeah, but that's because you're a weirdo." 40. Ben: "We all went shopping for prom dresses yesterday." Leo: "Yeah! Mine is transparent!" 41. in english class we hear :: beep beep beep beep :: Colin: "The school's backing up.." 42. translating from latin book: "tela scuta arma belli portaverunt" Tali: "they carried... arms." Woj: "Mm..can you go back a couple of words?" Tali: "um.. telephone?" ::much laughter:: Woj: "Weapon..." Tali: "scuta.. scooter?" ::more laughter:: Woj: that spear-thing.. what's it called now?" Tali: "A spear?" [hehehe] 43. Emily: "He said he was sorry and blah blah blah." Morgan: "Oh, he apologized.." Emily: "I don't think it was a sincere apology." Morgan: "It was a horny apology." [talking about an ex of mine ;-b] 44. Dan: "It's a flashy trashy, gaudy naughty, in-your-face pink." [talking about stuff for prom, hehe] 45. Morgan: "And then my breast came unhooked..." 46. Leo to Emily: "Hands above the table!" ::Emily does so and gives Leo a look:: Leo: "...Oops!" ::quickly puts hands above the table:: 47. Morgan: "Shake it, Charlotte, shake it!" 48. Emily does major screechage on her violin Charlotte with heavy sarcasm: "Emily.. do you feel a bit... frustrated?" Emily: "Don't ask me that question!" 49. Morgan: "Do I have to lick you again?!" 50. Emily to Morgan: "Well you can't marry Adam Jackson now, he's Catholic." Morgan screams: "Dammit! He was on my list! Now I won't be able to reproduce!" 51. Emily: "Rachael, there's a truck coming up your ass..." [guttermind!] 52. Charlotte (on the phone): "I'm just standing around [in the kitchen] being useless" Emily: "As always.." 53. Emily on the phone: "I've been trying to get in touch with Morgan for the past 10 minutes, but it seems as if no one's home. I know she was working earlier today..." Charlotte: "Maybe she got hit by a truck." Emily: "Charlotte! That's morbid!" |