sweet 16 bday party at charlotte's (9/15/2001)
1. Morgan: "Dear Lord, thank you for inviting these freaks...Amen!"
2. Steph: "Yeah, I just had to touch her ass!"
3. Allie: "I was wondering what was talking out of her (Emily's) butt!" [lol, i had the birthday bear behind me on my chair and steph came over and pushed the button and it started singing...]
on the way home from our quartet's 10/12 wedding...
4. Morgan: "OMG, there's a fruitfly up my nose!"
5. Lindsay: "Tone-deaf city, here we come!" [morgan, lindsay and charlotte were in the backseat singing...i got very scared...]
6. Lindsay: "Lets go bounce on the pumpkin! ... on the car ride home, pop the pumpkin!"
7. Morgan: "...and her leg must've fallen off..."
8. Words of wisdom from Lindsay: "You never know, you could be reeaaally hungry..." [said in a very serious and urnest tone. lol]
9. Charlotte: "She sings to the bird and the bird explodes..." [from the movie Shrek]
10. Morgan: "I ate myself pregnant." [woah there...]
11. Thacher: "My ears are being molested!"
12. Chrystal: "That girl's dislexic!" [i think she meant anorexic...]
13. Woj: "Spik clearly! Speak clearly!"
14. Freshmen in Latin class: "I don't get it." "That's because we're stupid." [so true, so true]
15. Woj: "Slow down, don't fast up!"
16. Woj: "He (Signor) almost got killed to death!"
17. Dolan in history: "Kick 'em in the teeth!"
18. Talia: "I'm ashamed to be a freshman."
19. Woj: "That's the Polish way." [TPW!]
20. Kevin: "Cream cheese is like old sperm" (Emily takes out the bite of bagel w/cream cheese she had between her teeth and sets it on the table) later: Emily: "It still has my teeth marks in it." Kevin: "Makes you wonder what your teeth marks were left in"
21. Ferdanan1985: i just fingered all my music [o? lol]
22. GundamGPO: it's ok i still love you GundamGPO: ;-) thefeistyone16: :-D GundamGPO: *grabs ass in proccess thefeistyone16: lmao
23. entroptic: I was thinking of going when I got back.. hard choice.. kevin & freshman vs sleep thefeistyone16: ew...well...ur not sleeping, so do you have kev and a bunch of freshmen at your house? geezus...lol jk [lol rachael, the joke w/kev and freshmen]
24. Rachael reading from a practice book: "'Hah, hah, smile'..." Emily: "'Simile'..." [someone can't read!]
25. at our sweet 16th bday party... Steve: "Abogazaro" Emily: "Who?" Steve points: "That one." Emily: "That's Leo..." Steve: "Well...he's Abogazaro now!"
26. Emily: "So when you get to either of those stops and you see me, be prepared to-" Rachael: "push da baddonnnn (button)!"
27. "(chicken legs)?" ::shudder:: "Not here?" "Yes!!"
28. at cvs: Emily: "Leo, shut up." Leo: "Okay." Rachael: "Whipped!"
Trick-or-Treating (10/31)
29. "Trick or treat for UNICEF" -> "Trick or treat for those kids in the country we're bombing..." "Chrystal!!"
30. "Come hither, devil bitch" "I'm hithering, I'm hithering, angelic whore!"
31. Emily: "I would be their guardian angel, but I'm already taken"
32. Rachael: "I'm sorry, our angel is dying." [i was coughing up a storm]
33. Emily: "Stop touching my wings!" "Stop touching your weeny??" [can't remember who replied, either liz or chrystal]
34. A: "Car coming." B: "Pick a side, any side." C: "I can't, I'm a moron!"
before pep band for the volleyball game
35. Rachael: "My brain cells are popping outta my head cuz I'm thinking too hard!"
36. Emily yells: "You're car sucks! ... Crap, I think he's gonna run us over..."
37. Dollard in Fashion Bug: "I can't walk by there!"
38. Lindsay and Dollard: "So when'd you notice that we left?" Em and Rachael: "We left before you guys..."
39. Emily: "You know Dollard, you should really say 'I love you' to your girlfriend...not Sarah!"
40. Emily: "Ditch!" ... Dollard: "Ahh!"
41. "Hey Emily" "Hey baby!" [lol rachael]
42. Emily: "I'm gonna laugh if he falls backwards..." *thunk* [some guy was leaning back on his chair and he fell like 2 seconds after i said that]
43. "Jack got beat up today" "It's about fucking time!"
44. "I say 'Jack', you say 'ass'! 'Jack'" "'Ass!'" "'Jack!'" "'Ass!'" [directed at our drum major jack]
45. Emily: "Hey, he didn't hit me in the ass with his drum this time when they called halt!"
46. Price: "Put your hand over your right mouth!"
47. Annalee in orchestra: "Mr Price! Rachael and I learned something during band camp this summer: a band that sucks together, blows together!"
48. "Where are you guys going?" Rachael: "To the NHS meeting!" "You're not in NHS..." Emily: "FOOD!"
49. Emily: "Take me home, or I'm running home from Charlotte's!"
50. Andrew at the NHS meeting: "Is Leo doing any service for the community...?" ::leo and i give weird look:: "Ack! I didn't mean it like that!" ::walks into the caf only to come out 2 min later:: Andrew: "Let me try this again: 'Is Leo doing any service-RATED G!-for the community right now?'"
51. Kevin: "Leo, are you ready to go beat up Emily's dad?" Leo: "Well, I don't have anything to lose..."
52. at chevy's "Where did ben go?" "He went to barnes and nobles to get christmas presents." "And he didn't take Charlotte with him?!"
53. Emily: "Leo, come back here so you can be my pillow." "Ok." [:-D]
54. Emily: "20, 30, 40, 60, 69...excuse me alan....79, 85, 87, 92...i won!" [counting up points after playing a card game at a new years party]
55. thefeistyone16: dunno what to get you... [for his birthday] entroptic: a smile :-) thefeistyone16: but... entroptic: you won't smile? :-( thefeistyone16: no, i will... entroptic: yeay :-) thefeistyone16: but don't i need to give you something else? entroptic: lol not sure if there are many things i'd value more than that thefeistyone16: hehe, you're not helping much :-P
56. entroptic: back and i bring.. uh.. self..
57. Price: "What we have here is a pianis...simo..." (pianissimo)
Rachael: "I thought he said 'What he have here is a penis!' cuz he stopped so suddenly!"
58. thacher22: we're gonna be assholes when we are old!!
59. in correspondence to #32... Emily at ben's new years party: "Leslianne, I'm gonna laugh so hard if Mike falls backwards off that chair... You know, i said that in school once to Rachael and the guy fell!" ::Mike falls:: ::lesli and I start laughing hysterically::
60. Mr. Smith to Mr. LeVallee: "So you're the viagra man! We'd all like to thank you!"
61. Woj: "It's called abortion for big people..." [talking about retirement]
62. mshen10: you look great in that pic thefeistyone16: i can find better pics when i'm actually wearing clothes! [lol, i was wearing a bikini...don't think otherwise]
63. thefeistyone16: lol, he [leo] said he was practicing driving and something darted out in front of his tires moomiestr: poor little rodent moomiestr: or small child thefeistyone16: lmao moomiestr: i can see it now... moomiestr: "billy! watch out for that car!" ::thump, thump:: "woah, sorry about that!" thefeistyone16: entroptic: it was too fast to be a small child!
64. mshen10: are you going to try to kill me now? mshen10: if you are hold up on that mshen10: wait until i get a digital camera mshen10: you look cute when you're mad thefeistyone16: >:-o !! mshen10: i have unleashed the sexual breast inside emily mshen10: *beast* thefeistyone16: lmao lmao
65. thefeistyone16: i can't believe i went out with that cock thefeistyone16: wow that came out wrong moomiestr: lolololol thefeistyone16: with suck a cocky person* there we go moomiestr: suck? thefeistyone16: dammit! such**
66. while playing BS in english class... Emily: "Three 3's." Mike: "BS!" Emily: "Take it." Mike: "But I have two 3's!" [lol, he did. i had a club, a heart and a diamond, he had a club and a spade... ben, you're deck is screwed up...]
67. Bassman264: well i better get going Bassman264: my audition tape for emerson scholkarship just blew up [lol, aw geez!]
while "studying" at lindsay's cabin for the math exam...
68. Rachael: "I think I have a splinter in my ass...OMG, I definitely do!"
69. Lindsay: "If you really must know..." Emily: "No, not really..."
70. Lindsay: "She (Rachael) put a hole through my boob!"
71. Lindsay: "He's really yummy!" [that's definitely not a lindsay thing to say!]
72. Lindsay: "Do you mind?" Emily: "No." Lindsay: "Good." Emily and Rachael: "What?!" [what a blonde! :-P]
73. Rachael: "Look, look! Oh crap! The 2 guys are stuck together!"
74. on a box: "PORTABLE TOILET - also serves as a hassack style seat"
75. talking about Emily getting mono from Leo, Rachael predicts what he would say: "Ready or not, here it comes!" [that was so wrong...]
76. Rachael: "You don't wanna know what's on my mind!" Emily: "We know what's on your mind!" Emily and Lindsay: "BEN!" Rachael: "Dammit!"
77. Emily: "He's the guy with the stick, right?"
78. Lindsay: "What do I need on my croject?" Rachael: "What are you thinking about? Crotches?!"
79. Rachael: "I am your issue!" Emily: "You gave us issues!"
80. Mike in English class: "You're a strumpet." (whore) Emily: "No I'm not." Mike: "You're the village bicycle! Everyone gets a ride!" Ben: "Not everybody rides the village bicycle. There might just be on guy that rides the bicycle all the time. You know, he might just like riding bicycles. Oh...wait...I take that back. No one can ride a bicycle for a whole day. That's like 12 hours... You'd get so tired!" [lol, my first thought of who the "guy" could be was leo :-P]
81. Drew: "Hey McLellan, you're a better door than a window!"
82. Jody: "Loser!" ::does motion:: Rachael: "Uh, you're L's backwards..."
83. Blessing: "If you're going to be writing sentences, make sure you capitalized the characters' names." Katie: "Oops..."
84. in correspondence with #78 of inside jokes and memories... Andrew: "I can see Mike dancing around the room with a brain on a scalpel!"
85. in correspondence with #79 of inside jokes and memories... Mike: "That means he started masturbating!"
86. Lydia: "It's a lady with a parachute!" [she meant to say paracel...]
87. anonymous: "I would kill to have a class with Nicki Burkett. But then I shouldn't because I'd spend my whole time looking at him (and try to look like I'm not looking at him). Nicki Burkett is the hottest guy in our school! I swear it in the court of law!"
88. Morgan: "I'll just ask them to give me a screw."
89. Emily L: "Fortunately, I caught all the Snapple in my crotch!"
90. Ann: "Half of RI is bringing something to eat." Emily L: "And the other half is the orchestra!" [Emily L's not a rhode islander :-P]
91. Alina watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon: "Wow, she must be cold..."
Leo's Belated Birthday Party 2/23
92. Leo: "If you want someone that'll do whatever you want, whenever you want, then get a girlfriend." [lol, riight...(from Pokemon 3)]
93. Leo: "Just put it in her mouth and let her work her skills." [Pokemon 3 is a very dirty movie...]
94. because Andrew was doing DDR on 1 foot and Charlotte was sitting about 3 feet behind him, she says: "Um, maybe i should move..." Leslianne, who is sitting on a three person couch w/me and Leo, says: "Charlotte, you can come sit over here. Leo and Emily are only taking up 1 seat anyways." Emily says: "1.5 seats to be exact." Leslianne says: "But that can be fixed, right?" ::Emily moves to sit on Leo's lap:: [lol]
95. odlid85: HE'S GERMAN! odlid85: it says here "Bruch studied with Hiller" odlid85: i thought it said HITLER! odlid85: i was like FUCK!
96. DuckRelations: you're not a REAL man, are you? thefeistyone16: um... DuckRelations: I guess that was a bad question
97. Duck Relations: if you see Leslianne, can you tell her I have her shirt? Duck Relations: er... [o? and what are you doing with her shirt?]
98. Xbike4lifeX: i'll never quite figure out what made you put up with all the crap i put ou through Xbike4lifeX: i would have kicked my ass if i were you
99. ShiMeeZ85: ..did u see Ben's Uber driving skills in the church parking lot? thefeistyone16: when he almost drove through the chain? thefeistyone16: lol yes ShiMeeZ85: yea ShiMeeZ85: that was funny.. ShiMeeZ85: ..i was like..."ben....theres a chain up there...". ShiMeeZ85: ...he almost drove through it.. ShiMeeZ85: ..but remebered it might scrach his car.. thefeistyone16: me and morgan were standing in her house going "ben...no, no, you can't go through there, ben, where are you going?...ben!!" thefeistyone16: well, some guy backed up into him on main street. stupid old geezers thefeistyone16: he started backing up and ben stopped with a bunch of cars behind him and the guy continued backing up so i got out of the car and started yelling at him. it was funny cuz he started yelling back and saying: "well i had my blinker on and i was backing up, blah blah blah..." ShiMeeZ85: lol thefeistyone16: so i yelled back saying that "no you can't, there are cars behind us so you're going to have to pull foward!" thefeistyone16: he goes: "why can't you go around?" thefeistyone16: i yelled: "cuz you just hit my friends bumper and you've moved maybe an inch or so!" his old geezer wife was in the car too watching him back up and instructing him to back up more.. i was like you freaking morons... thefeistyone16: yeah so that was my fun for the day. yelling at dumbass old geezers
100. Emily: "Lindsay, you killed her!" [trying to wake charlotte up at morgan's one night]
101. in correspondence to #104 in the inside jokes... Emily: "Getting ready for prom, Leo?" Leo: "Yes" Emily: "Leo, I don't think you'll be swinging me around your head at prom..."
102. "awesome" convo's in the girls bathroom at chevy's
103. 92 pro fm DJ: "There will be freezing dribble...drizzle tonight.."
104. Ben: "You (Leo) were born on the telephone!" [conference calling, leo was contacted last]
105. Price: "The angels are now in the sky!!" Emily: "What are you talking about? I was already there!"
106. Ms. DeLuca: "Felicitious...does anyone have the name Felicity like that cool show Felicity on WB. She's fortunate, she was aptly chosen, happily conceived...well, we don't want to go into detail..."
107. Mr. Kimball: "Emily, do you want to be on the list?" [his "needs a prom date" list] Emily: "No, I've got a date." Kimball: "Are you sure? You can have an upgrade!"
108. after going over my schedule for march and the first half of April, Leo asks: "Um, when do I get to see you?" Emily: "Well, I can pencil you in for..." ::Leo groans:: [i sorry leo! i was right though...]
109. Rachael: It wouldn't be sexual assault on a minor, it'd be sexual assault by a minor!" [we were talking about rachael grabbing the ass of a cute police officer dragging her out of prom...]
110. going up to All New England... Emily: "Mr. Price, are you sure you're not in denial?" Price: "Yes, I'm sure..." [he was already asked 3x before on the car ride if we were lost or not]
111. Mike to Leo: "So when are you going to get a corsette for your girlfriend?" [lol, he meant to say corsaige]
112. Leo: "It gives me the eebie jeebies!"
113. "She (Emily) has come to bless us all!" Emily: "My ass!"
114. Rachael: "It's a smidgen cold." Emily (at the same time): "It's fucking freezing!"
115. Leo: "You gotta do what you've gotta do!" Emily: "Right..." Leo: "Leo's words of wisdom, right?" Emily: "Um...no." [we had talked about Lindsay's "words of wisdom" earlier]
Junior Prom 4/12/2002
116. Mrs. LaVallee on the way to Ben's house: "Oh my gosh! We forgot the butineers!" [lol lesli, it would've been better if we had left them at my house after all!]
117. photographer at prom: "Wow! That's definitely the boquet of the night so far!" [i wub you muchos leo :-D butterfly!]
118. Leslianne: "Lets go to prom again tomorrow night!"
119. entroptic: Duck Relations: she will say "Ben.... that kid, he's scary!" Duck Relations: " I could never bare a whole day with that freak!" Duck Relations: "NO SIX FLAGS! Let's stay home and serve each other food with our tongues" [heh heh...]
120. thefeistyone16: ::yawn:: entroptic: wakey wakey leo's brain hurty entroptic: ug that was horrible thefeistyone16: hahaha, why does leo's brain hurty? entroptic: flash is making him think to hard thefeistyone16: aww poor bebe [someone was attempting to be cute at 12:30 in the morning but it didn't exactly work :-P]
121. Lindsay on the phone: "So about tomorrow's job..." Emily: "Um...what?..." Lindsay: "You forgot about it didn't you?" Emily: "Dammit!"
122. entroptic: my fingers feel very brr
123. entroptic: <- containing big ass smile thefeistyone16: how do you get your ass to smile? thefeistyone16: and how do you contain such a thing? entroptic: ...I'm gonna go program again
124. Duck Relations: I've heard that drinking a yoohoo is like making love! Duck Relations: It's an art!
125. thefeistyone16: ::sigh:: men... ChickenFloyd: aren't we great? thefeistyone16: can't live with you, can't live without you... ChickenFloyd: you probably could ChickenFloyd: if you just had one guy ChickenFloyd: continually freeze all his sperm and you could kill him off thefeistyone16: but that one guy would probably get annoying after awhile ChickenFloyd: and then just clone those sperm and all ChickenFloyd: but if you are planning it tell me first... ChickenFloyd: so I can go get a sex change
126. entroptic: fine i'll just sit here then thefeistyone16: aren't you doing that anyways? entroptic: and will continue to do so unless acted upon by outside forces thefeistyone16: ::mnm runs outside:: entroptic: but your computer is still on! thefeistyone16: the MNM FORCE entroptic: hehe entroptic: all mine! :D thefeistyone16: greedy! entroptic: yup :-)
127. J to the D Law: you know where pete is? entroptic: no clue entroptic: thefeistyone16: he's sleeping on the table entroptic: sorry, wrong person/stuffed animal.
