1. Emily: "Josh is still fascinated by the fact that the female
squirrel can store sperm in their reproductive systems for up to a year..." [don't ask me why we were talkign abou| this in bio cuz i don't know! read the next one and you'll see how weird our teacher is!!]2. Tighe: "Why would people want to go around measuring alligator penises?! Wouldn't the alligators get rather aggravated?" [i don't know Tighe, you tell me]
3. Josh O: "If you have a sperm with diploid, does it mean that the sperm has downs syndrome?"
4. Mr. Stevens to class: "So we have to get some fertilization going on..." [*woah*]
5. Heather to Emily: "We're gonna have the same baby! Aren't you excited?" [yes, rather excited...right...]
6. Mr. Stevens: "I'll have to get you 2 row to mate, and you 2 rows to mate, and..." [good god...]
7. Tighe: "Mr. Stevens! We can't make our baby! We need help!"
8. Josh: "Come on Emily, lets start mating!" [lol omg!! lol]
9. Josh: "Thanks for mating with me Em, its was a pleasure!" [don't ask! just don't ask!!]
10. Mr. Stevens: "So each time you eat a banana, apples, pears, or any other fruit, you're actually eating an ovary of a ripened plant..." [great ... thanks for that info ...]
11. Mr. Stevens: "Another thing that's easier about studying the reproductive stuff of plants compared to animals, is that you can make a plant have sex with itself..." [oh...right...]
12. Mr. Stevens to class: "What, you haven't looked at sperm under a microscope before??"
Emily: "Oh yeah, all the time, Mr. Stevens, all the time..."
13. Tighe: "My webbed toes could beat up your nasty fingers any day!" [gutter mind taking over...lol moomie]
14. Mr. Stevens: "So you'll have the shaft hair, I mean, the hair shaft..."
15. Tighe: "What's a supermale?? A male with extra large gonads??"
16. Mr. Stevens: "If you guys wanna do the cat thing [what about the doggy thing? lol jk] you 2 can go do it over there..."
Josh: "...In the urinal..."
17. (during the exam...) Mr. Stevens: "There's a hint for it somewhere in this room."
(Josh looks around) Josh: "What, my shit diagram over there?"
Mr. Stevens: "Yeah."
18. (2 interesting questions on the exam)
* DNA stands for: (a) Do Not Answer [that seems like a good answer...]
* Neutrons are: (a) negatively charged (b) neutral (c) positively charged (d) positively delicious [i think mr. stevens is on drugs...]
19. Stevens: "They thought that if you had a baby, God had blessed you and that God had touched you down there..." [the class commences in laughter]
20. Josh S: "If sex is painful ... the first few times..."
Stevens: "...then why is it good later?" [class commences in laughter]
21. in a reading: "...as it should seem in the act of sucking..."
22. our talks about ghosts, angels, little people, etc...
23. Stevens: “ok, that’s enough sex for one day…”
24. Tighe: “holy shists!”
25. Prostitution of the elephant seals…
26. Stevens: “and it’s off to the bushes [for those 2]…”
27. Henneberry: “containment chamber: represented by a dixie cup…”