1. Charlotte: "He (Leo) got beat by a girl (Lindsay)!"
Emily: "He IS the girl!!" (meaning the character)

2. Matt to Leo: "She (Lindsay) is underneath you!" [*woah*, are you 2 not telling us something??]

3. Morgan: "I can't move! Wait, am I on the bottom?"

4. Emily: "Why did she (Morgan) stick a pretzel in me? ..." [watch where you're sticking that thing!! lol]

5. Matt to Leo: "I killed you! Why won't you die?!"

6. Rachael rewording Morgan's quote: "Wait, am I on the bottom? My sense of direction is disoriented!" (split screen for 2 players)

7. Lindsay rooting for someone: "Go...whoever's on the bottom!" [and why would you be watching the 2 in the first place?? that's just plain rude!
invading people's privacy, tsk tsk!]

8. Morgan:"Oh wait, he (Leo) is still playing with Lindsay!"
Emily: "Yeah, you probably don't want to disturb them!"

9. Leo: "I got a gun!"
Emily: "So?"
Leo: "Matt was right behind me!"
Rachael finishing his statement: "...I'm not ready for this kind of commitment!"

10. Charlotte: "Oh look at the firepower!" (between Matt and Leo...) [*woah*]

11. Morgan: "Why do I smell like apple juice?" [I dunno Morgan, you tell me, who's the lucky guy?]

12. Rachael: "I think they (Leo and Matt) just found each other..." [aww...love at first sight!]

13. Lindsay: "Where'd it go?? It's gone! I can't find it!" [pure blond...I really don't want to know what you lost...]

14. Lindsay: "It's the red ball!"
Leo: "I have one of those!" [right...]

15. Morgan: "Even though my eyes were closed, I could tell that there was a shadow over my face..." [damn woman! you said that farthest you had gone with a guy was kissing! Now you're giving oral! Not to mention the fact that she said this while lying on the floor...Oh man, she would kill me if she saw these comments!]

16. Emma: "If I hear anymore annoying noises coming from here..." [ORGY!!]

17. Emily: "Head injuries...on a guy...ow..." (Leo killing Matt)

18. Leo: "Ah! I'm stuck ... I can't fall off!" (while playing against Matt) [you're giving matt anal??]

19. Leo: "That is so easy!!"
Matt: "Yeah, I know. Aw man, I'm stuck again! [returning the favor, eh?]

20. Leo to Matt: "Oh man, I just want you to keep shooting me up..." [holy shit!!]

21. Leo to Matt: "Quit running away! ... Getting close to you! ... Ah! You're behind me! [anal again] ... Well it's good enough, at least for me..." [I'm really, really scared...]

22. Leo: "Where's Charlotte?"
Rachael: "In her bedroom..."
Emily: "...Waiting for you!" [an ongoing joke about Leo and Charlotte... Charlotte + Leo = true love ... hehe]

23. Rachael: "Stop switching guns! Come on!" [um...ok...]

24. Lindsay: "I'm going the wrong way aren't I? OMG! I'm in the dark!"
Emily: "One word: SPERM."

25. Rachael: "Morgan, what are you doing? When the couch starts moving like that, it's kinda disturbing..." [who's Morgans' lucky guy?? I wanna know!!]

26. "Magic 8 Ball, 'Are Charlotte and Leo gonna get married?': "It is decidedly so..." [aww!! We told you Charlotte, you just wouldn't believe us!!]

27. Emily: "I went under you!"

28. Morgan: "Why am I stuck?"

29. Emily: "She (Morgan) fell from the SHAFT and into the toilet!" [hahaha]

30. Lindsay: "Morgan push! ... the blue button!" [what is Morgan giving birth now?? she went all the way home with her guy and did it without any protection! tsk tsk!]

32. Lindsay: "You can use the joystick to pivet...nevermind..."
Leo: "Use your joystick to what?!"