1)Charlotte: "It's not a class wing!" (meant to say 'ring') [Charlotte, your English is slipping majorly... I thought it was bad over the summer!] 2)Charlotte: "No, I just randomly stick my hand up things!" [really now...] 3)Emily in English: "OMG! I forgot my shirt in Mrs. Morissette's room!" Matt: "Umm...Why would you be taking your shirt off in the first place?" [well you know me! lol] 4)Emily: "Stop eating my food! I gave you the caterer and his ass, isn't that enough??" Rachael: "Well, if you give me Chad's ass (literally), then MAYBE I'll stop eating your food...but until then..." 5)Ms. Rebelo explaining the techniques to strengthen the diaphragm for singing, playing a woodwind/brass instrument, etc.: "You have to hant, piss, and count. It says so right in this book!" Emily: "I think it's pant, hiss and count!" 6)Lindsay: "No! No! Dad, stop! ..." Rachael: "OMG! Lindsay just called Dave 'dad'!! I wonder who her mom is? ..." Emily: "Could be Matt (Furlani) over there ... he could be a cross dresser!" Rachael: "OMG! Ew!!!" 7)Erin: "...And then Linden and I stopped at a gay station..." Willie: "Yeah and they picked up some hot chicks!" 8)Lindsay during Confirmation: "...I'm getting pregnant next month..." [oh so you have it all planned out...but why would you be telling people esp during confirmation??] 9)Rachael: "...Anyways, we have to come up with a fruit name for Chad..." ::mnm starts sliding away in her chair:: Rachael: "No wait! Get back here!" ::moomie pulls mnm's chair back next to her:: Emily: "Ahh!" 10)Rachael: "Charlotte, that's worse than looking over and finding me stuck to some guys ass!" [right...] 11)Rachael: "Where's the sticky stuff?" Emily: "It's up Chad's ass. Go fetch!" Rachael: "Fetch, girl, fetch!" 12)Matt F: "I'm gonna blow on your head." ::mnm and moomie looks at each other with "that look":: Matt F: "What's wrong with blowing on your head? Oh...I get it now..." 13)Emily: "Hey Charlotte, look, it's a green punchbuggy!" ::pokes Charlotte to get her attention:: Charlotte: "That was more like a green pokebuggy!" Lindsay (aka: the blonde): "Green what??" Charlotte: "Green punchbuggy - green cokebuddy! She didn't punch me, she poked me!" Emily: "I'm pretty sure you said green 'pokebuggy' the first time, not green 'cokebuddy'!" 14)Emily: "Leo, what's that in your pocket?" Leo: "That's my house key." Emily: "That's a mighty big house key..." Leo patting his pocket: "Maybe it's not my house key...Maybe it's not what you think it is..." [it turned out to be a flashlight keychain holding his house key which made the situation even more hilarious then before...] 15)Travis: "Lydia can't screw my shoulder rest! Can you help?" Emily: "..." 16)Emily: "These grapes are kinda squishy ... I didn't mean it that way!" 17)Lindsay: "All right, all right! I admit it! I'm blond physically AND mentally!" [it's about time that she admits it!] 18)Some lady during Halloween: "So are you dressed up as a playboy bunny this year?" Emily: "Uhh...yeah...I'm surprised someone's guessed correctly what I was this year for Halloween..." [omg, this lady was fucking serious when she asked me that...that's the scary part...I was wearing my tennis sweatshirt, pants and skirt, bunny ears that was supposed to go on Lindsay's dog, and my tennis racket. I understand where she got the 'bunny' from, but not the playboy ... needless to say i took the bunny ears off!] 19)anonymous: "...Yeah, and in my dream, i had sex with Rich...and it was sooo NICE!!" 20)Emily: "I thought it was bad enough when I learned that I had fans for my spandex clothing, but when I found out that I had fans for my short, practically see-through, pleated, white tennis skirt too ... oh boy ..." 21)Travis: "I'm not ticklish, you can poke me anywhere..." [oh? ;)] 22)Han: "So why don't you date Mike?" Emily: "Cuz he never asked me..." Han: "Would you if he did?" Emily: "Probably not cuz I'm going out with someone..." ... Han: "So? You can have 2 bf's. One in MA and one in RI." Emily: "Um...no..." 23)Willie: "Iditarod! (sound it out) ... wait no, not like that! I'm talking about the dog sled race!" [sure you were!] 24)Morgan: "We went for a kidney ride." [what was this one about?] 25)Morgan: "I eat so much over the courses day..." [uh huh...] 26)Morgan: "Why is my head so small??" [lol moomie! head injuries!] 27)Emily: "Aw man, I have to wear my shirt tomorrow ... Matt! Stop giving me that look! I meant my tennis shirt!" 28)Emily: "So all I have to do is take off this shirt before I leave." [Matt gives me that look...] 29)Nick: "My God it's cold!!" [figures he's wearing short sleeves in 20 degree weather] John: "Yeah, it's cold." Nick: "No, it's not just cold, it's ass-rubbing cold!" [heh...] 30)Emily: "You know what Biology and Italian class is like? It's like the raping of the anus!" [not like i would know or anything...seriously, i wouldn't...] 31)Morgan on the phone: "Someone's been using my sperm!" Emily: "??? You have sperm? Since when??" Morgan: "No!! I meant stamps!" Emily: "..." 32)Caitlin: "Oh suck my cock!" [right...] 33)Someone in Geometry: "So you have to circumsize a circle around a triangle??" Mr. Gentile: "Circumscribe!!" 34)Travis: "There were bassoon cues in our part and it said 'Fag I' or 'Fags I and II' " 35)Brett: "Yup, it's pintless fun!" [pointless, Brett, pOintless!] 36)Brett: "...It's like a medium to small [orchestra] ... a smamedium orchestra!" 37)Brett: "Sorry my computer is fucking off with yours. I'm hitting the tower. Maybe that'll make it stop..." [this was online...being me, i took it the wrong way...well so did he...] 38)Lydia: "Well if you fucking learn that a hampster has 2 cunts, why shouldn't you know how your girlfriend operates?" [no comment] 39)Emily: "The grapes were kinda squishy, not to mention that they also had seeds in them and they didn't taste to good..." [to spell it out to the people who don't get this...think of grapes...think of the seeds in the grapes (SPERM ~ lol moomie), the grapes themselves don't taste good...anyways, moving on] 40)Travis: "I was talking to Lyd about how my [violin] hickey has 3 grape like things in it and I asked her if she would lick it and she goes 'No, I only lick bunches of 2 grapes, but fuck, 3???'" [::mnm falls off the chair laughing::] 41)Greg: "I barely got into drivers ed ... I got in by the little hair next to my dick!" 42)Emily: "Hey look, it's Charlotte! Run her over!" Leo: "But that's mean ... let's do it!" 43)Emily: "He put it in the wrong hole!" [::mnm tries to hold back laughter:: ... lol moomie] 44)Steve Furlani: "Stop reaching for Megan's (Lindsay's) ruffles!" [woah...] 45)Lindsay to Morgan: "Don't shut up! I mean, do shut up!!" 46)Liz to Rachael: "I cant think of anything that rhymes with toilet so I'll just say foilet..." 47)Travis explaining to Emily what a girl told him to do: "...and she goes 'You have to bang it.. preferably against a hard surface as to get all those white clumps out...'" [o...m...g...] 48)Travis: "Why does the word spectrum always remind me of rectum??" Emily: "Uh...I dunno...you tell me..." 49)Travis: "I'm not vulnerable, you can kick me anywhere!" [same deal w/the poking huh?] 50)Lindsay: "Yeah, so it doesn't work when I try to brush my finger with my teeth..." Emily: "Gee, I wonder why..." 51)Ryan: "The apple pie is orgasmic!" Emily to Rachael: "OMG! It all comes together now! Since apple pie is orgasmic, then the apple juice that Morgan was talking about is..." 52)John: "Do these [candy canes] actually taste like jolly ranchers?" Greg: "No, they taste like dick..." Nick: "...snowdick..." [interesting things i hear on the bus...] 53)Danielle: "Hey Emily, you know what I've noticed? That every asian person I know is beautiful. I don't get it. I don't know any Asian people that aren't beautiful. I mean, American's are just plain ugly..." [lol. I'll take that as a compliment then! but of course, being mike posillio, he said: "You've gotta be kiddin be. Lemme take you up to Cranston. Boy are there some ugly Asians there!" Emily: "Mike, I have a lot of Asian friends who live in Cranston..."] 54)Emily: "Fucknuggets!" 55)Travis: "Oh goodyshits!" 56)Suddenly, while in the library, Aida stands up and says: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a prostitute prom dress..." [she was looking for her senior prom dress online ...] 57)Aida: "Oh, more hoariness" [still looking for prom dresses...] 58)Rachael in an email: "Today we did relaxation in gym and Mr. King told us to think of one thing that we would really make us happy and I found myself on the beach making out with (my) Rich!" [...] 59)Emily while at the panda island restaraunt: "Louis is a rat, my mother's a rat, you and i are ox's, my little brother is a cock...wait..." [lol charlotte, that zodiac was interesting...] 60)Morgan on the phone: "Ew!!! What's that stuff coming out of the vagina??" Emily: "That's what happens when your water breaks during dilation..." [we found some interesting diagrams while going through our Bio book one night...] 61)Morgan on the phone: "Wow, we never had a front diagram of a male's penis in health! Or such a detailed diagram of a sperm..." [see above explanation...] 62)Emily: "I wonder if I can see his head from here? That's not his head, that's someone elses head..." :: Moomie gives mnm this look and says: "Yeah, it's easy to get those heads confused!" [heh...] 63)Emily: "OMG, don't even tell me that's ----- getting molested by a bunch of freshman girls over there on the ground!" [we only saw his legs sticking out and they were all behind a pole...] 64)"You can hire a houseboy for $5/week in many places..." Emily: "Rachael should live in one of those many places!!" 65)Morgan singing: "The ankle bone's connected to the, chin bone..." 66)Rachael: "Yeah, Emily is something that begins with the letters 'wh' and rhymes with door..." Lindsay: "a whork??" [can you say 'blonde'?] 67)Emily: "It's not cold, it's holy shit cold!" 68)James (Block Island): "My virgin fudge!" [him and that virgin phase...lol anyone who was with us] 69)Lindsay: "Kenfucky Tried Chicken!" [blonde...] 70)Lindsay (at the wedding): "Here comes the Pope..." Morgan: "Yeah, he came all the way from the Vatican in Italy to marry these 2!" [she can't get her people right! lol] 71)Emily (on the Boston trip): "And she's [Lindsay] back in bed with Charlotte...] 72)Emily L (Block Island): "Take a picture of, um, 'unloading the instruments'!" 73)Bryan: "They have to fuck with my eyes." [really now? how so?] 74)Bryan at lunch talking about Leo: "He's screwing the cap on!!" [he starts laughing hysterically...never knew he had a dirty mind like that!] 75)Written on Mr. Buxton's blackboard... "Lost Jacket @ Mike Shim's Party also Lost "trousers" (2 arrows pointing to the right to the lost jacket and "trousers" tacked up above the board)" [hm...wonder what people were doing at that party!] 76)Morgan: "Is Missouri a state? ... Is Chicago a state?" Rob Hanson: "No, Chicago is a city. It's the capital of Illinois. You know, kinda like Chicago, Illinois? Usually the state is said after the city, kinda like Wakefield, RI ... you do know that RI is a state...right?" 77)Buxton: "The Friendly Islands, as a sign of respect, they take off their clothes, that's probably why they're called the 'Friendly Islands'!" [hehe, definitely putting the friendly islands on my 'places to visit' list!] 78)Mr. Ethier: "What's so confusing?? Floor, wall, wall, ceiling. Floor, wall, wall ceiling!!" [4/4 time conducting...] 79)Tara in Global: "Mr. Buxton? Can we watch The Prince of G-gypt in this class? I mean The Prince of Egypt? ..." 80)Dave: "Can I have your cherry?" (in the ice cream) Emily: "No..." Dave: "... Can I pop your cherry?" ::mnm slaps dave twice:: (later on in math class) Bryan: "Mrs. Tappero can go fuck herself...sideways...or with Dave..." Emily: "Dave can go pop HER cherry!" [nasty, nasty thoughts...] 81)Emily: "Louis is a rat, my mother's a rat, you and I are ox's, my little brother is a cock...wait..." [lol charlotte, that was an interesting one!] (summer) Quartet meeting/end of the year slumber party 82)Morgan: "...and it's shredding your throat...kinda like your period." 83)Morgan: "Didn't you know? Emily's a drunken hoar!" 84)Clifford: "Where's Lindsay?" Charlotte: "In a tree." 85)Emily: "I'm down on guys..." Charlotte: "You go down on guys??" [heh] beach trip 86)Chrystal: "No you're not, you're flattening yourself!" 87)Morgan: "You guys, she has a pointy hip again!" 88)Chrystal: "You have a crack in your rack." 89)Emily: "Chrystal, fix her boobs!" 90)Chrystal: "Stop moving! I'm trying to make you firm!" [all this while we were burying lindsay in the sand...] 91)something Morgan and I overheard a boy say: "I have to go pay the water bill and train my lizard!" upon his return: "Well, I had to relieve myself!" [yeah...morgan and i were just like o...m...g...] |