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51. bondgirlOO7sean: unless his hands are chained to something thefeistyone16: and his lips have to be duct tape too bondgirlOO7sean: staple gun bondgirlOO7sean: staple his dick to his pants thefeistyone16: no, to his leg [rachael, we are brutal, lol]

52. bondgirlOO7sean: yay! bondgirlOO7sean: you deflowered someone!!!

53. thefeistyone16: baba thefeistyone16: haha* thefeistyone16: oh fuck nuggets thefeistyone16: what the hell was that

54. bondgirlOO7sean: no matter what health class teaches you bondgirlOO7sean: bigger is better, boys, and dont you forget it! [ai, feather and our sex talks, lol]

55. bondgirlOO7sean: but dude, do you know what i want to do on new year's more than anything? bondgirlOO7sean: get laid thefeistyone16: haha i was oging to say that too thefeistyone16: if i spend it with ryan i will ;-) bondgirlOO7sean: BITCH bondgirlOO7sean: but who the hell could i get laid with??? bondgirlOO7sean: ryan got any hot friends???

56. bondgirlOO7sean: so are the three of us going in my car and the boys in another or what? thefeistyone16: well, boy 1 has no car thefeistyone16: boy 2 doesn't want to drive thefeistyone16: so i can drive them thefeistyone16: i have music suitable for them 2

57. thefeistyone16: we have extra trojan laying around thefeistyone16: well not laying around thefeistyone16: but .. lol thefeistyone16: nvm

58. thefeistyone16: sucks to bed him thefeistyone16: be*

59. mariposagirl916: lol don't worry about wrapping my present gecko557: okay fine gecko557: lol ill just throw it at your head :p

60. morgiecellopie: cuz i have a 1 pm shittle to the airport

61. morgiecellopie: ewww well i have to go to lunch now...oh HIY morgiecellopie: ah morgiecellopie: jopy morgiecellopie: joy morgiecellopie: there mariposagirl916: haha, someone can't type today morgiecellopie: this is what happens when i type upside town morgiecellopie: no morgiecellopie: upside donw morgiecellopie: donw morgiecellopie: donw morgiecellopie: down morgiecellopie: AJHHHHHHHH morgiecellopie: no i mean morgiecellopie: standing up morgiecellopie: holy shit i think i am drunk

62. gecko557: i wanna see if you hold alcohol better than me hehe :p thefeistyone16: lol i probably can :p gecko557: haha dammit i was afraid of that gecko557: its so weird im like 6'2 - 6'3 and weigh like a billion pounds but it only takes me 5 to feel something gecko557: probably because i've only drank twice hehe thefeistyone16: you lightweight, lol gecko557: you boozehound :p

63. thefeistyone16: i just vaccumed ryan's room lol morgiecellopie: hehe yeah i saw the a m lol :-) morgiecellopie: housewife ALREADY?? :P

64. mariposapunkgirl: patriots WON! mariposapunkgirl: 24-14! mariposapunkgirl: yeah bitch! mariposapunkgirl: lol morgiecellopie: lol yay! morgiecellopie: yeah they said the score was 21-7 at dinner like a half an hour ago and i was like "yay!" and everyone at my table was like "shut up!" lol mariposapunkgirl: hahaha mariposapunkgirl: just showing some true new england spirit morgiecellopie: hell yeah lol

65. bondgirlOO7sean: i'll call you then thefeistyone16: i'll call you if i'm up and showered and you still haven't called i guess bondgirlOO7sean: okay sounds good thefeistyone16: my people will call your people thefeistyone16: ... thefeistyone16: um thefeistyone16: nvm thefeistyone16: lol thefeistyone16: my multiple personalities will call yours haha bondgirlOO7sean: which one? thefeistyone16: hahahaha bondgirlOO7sean: i've got a lot of craziess thefeistyone16: what about craziness? thefeistyone16: got any of those? bondgirlOO7sean: a few bondgirlOO7sean: one's called lindsay thefeistyone16: ROFL

66. thefeistyone16: they have traction :P bondgirlOO7sean: thats a good thing in this iceness bondgirlOO7sean: iceyness thefeistyone16: yeah thefeistyone16: icy has no e bondgirlOO7sean: lol bondgirlOO7sean: i suck thefeistyone16: at life

67. thefeistyone16: well i need to go to bed, i'm playing for david kim tomorrow :D gecko557: i dont know who that is gecko557: but he sounds impressive thefeistyone16: hehe he is thefeistyone16: he's like my idol for violin gecko557: woah! thefeistyone16: he's first chair in the philadelphia orchestra gecko557: seduce him gecko557: hahahah thefeistyone16: his dad is a professor (retired now?) at uri thefeistyone16: he's like .... 30 gecko557: i know but if you seduce him gecko557: you can steal his money gecko557: and/or talent thefeistyone16: hehe thefeistyone16: i wish i could have his talent gecko557: if you chop off one of his hands then you can have more talent than him gecko557: and/or practice a lot :p

68. thefeistyone16: he had a dime stuck to his butt [lol ryan and feather]

69. thefeistyone16: dude thefeistyone16: i think mi madre and mi hermano are going to taiwan during the sk's april vacation thefeistyone16: meaning thefeistyone16: i get the house to myself thefeistyone16: for that week, plus the week before cuz they would go for 2 weeks thefeistyone16: and... no curfew thefeistyone16: and no people around the house thefeistyone16: hehehehehe ::schemes:: thefeistyone16: i've already told ryan about this, hehe bondgirlOO7sean: OMG PARTY bondgirlOO7sean: we have to have a prty bondgirlOO7sean: plus lots of sex bondgirlOO7sean: i mean, did i say that outloud? bondgirlOO7sean: sex drugs & rock n roll thefeistyone16: rock in roll in the sack...

70. thefeistyone16: o_O and do it with.... *name left blank to preserve convo* .... ? oh god thefeistyone16: nasty thoughts thefeistyone16: NASTY, NASTY THOUGHTS thefeistyone16: good god! thefeistyone16: :: erase images :: bondgirlOO7sean: LOL bondgirlOO7sean: dont kid thefeistyone16: :: spins roladex backwards :: bondgirlOO7sean: HAHAHAHA bondgirlOO7sean: thats awesome

71. morgiecellopie: hehehoho i SOO wish i could walk into class and be like "fuck this shit i'm going to TAIWAN" hahaha morgiecellopie: i wonder what would happen if i said 'fuck' in class... [they would probably castrate her, lol]

72. gecko557: damn, i shouldve known that, because then i could tell my professors that i celebrate chinese new year and i coulve skipped classes gecko557: because i have a rich chinese heritage :p

73. gecko557: ill stab you and then steal all your fucking phrases gecko557: except for the one on ryans page o_O gecko557: you can keep that one

74. thefeistyone16: <_> thefeistyone16: whoops thefeistyone16: >_<

75. bondgirlOO7sean: look bitch... thefeistyone16: yes? at your service

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