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Quotes

JtHM Quotes

"... Don't let the beautiful moon set!! Capture it!! Freeze it!! Forever in time with never
the memory of losing it to another day!!" -Mr. Eff

"I miss your smile Nny." -Mr. Eff

"Yes well, the rabbit provoked us." -Mr. Eff

"HURRAH!! YIPEE! Fook-fook!!! Nicely done, dear boy! Now quick, go kill something!
The barrier grows thin! Don't let IT escape! Let's go mutilate club kids!" -Mr. Eff

"SHUT UP!! DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS!!" -Mr. Eff

"I don't mean to intrude, Squee, but where do you keep the bactine? Some of this blood is
mine." -Nny

"2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following
me!!! Goddamnitt!! It KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home! BUT IT
KNEW!!! IT KNEWWWW!" -Nny

"Without fail! EVERY time I leave my house, It's as if I've given up my every right to be
left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies, with your unyielding little minds!!! You
think my difference from you is an excuse to "comment" on me, as if I were on DISPLAY
for you!! Like I'm the way I am BECAUSE I want the incessant gawking of strangers!!
Not only that, but you used the word "wacky"!!" -Nny

"Oh. It's such a beautiful night. I think I'll kill myself." -Nny

"Why are people so... unpleasant?" -Nny

"NO! The moment's gone! It's memory!! I wanted it THEN! Now I'll just have the
memory of yet another thing I didn't get! Another hope unfulfilled! And that fuckin Freezy
was just a reminder of EVERYTHING! That familiar disappointment!! It's just not nice."
-Nny

"Does the light even exist anymore when the refrigerator door is shut?" -Nny

"Ohhh...*sniff*... I wish... I wish someone would just switch me off and... fix me." -Nny

"What? You'll kill me??... Idiot, look at my head. Better yet, look THROUGH it. heh...
I'm funny... *cough* HHHH... You wouldn't happen to have a cork on you would you?"
-Nny

"I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!!!" -Nny

"Damn! Hell makes a yummy bagel." -Nny

"A cheerleader! Pure evil!" -Nny

"I don't like myself much." -Nny

"Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one
another." -Nny

"OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You�re right, I should be
out running LAPS." -God

"Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it�s as if I�ve given up my every right to be
left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You
think my difference from you is an excuse to �comment� on me, as if I were on DISPLAY
for you!!!" -Nny

"MY EYES!! I CAN�T SEE MY EYES!!" -Johnny Victim

"I wonder if I�m still crazy. Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off. OKAY, that
answers that." -Nny

"Mommy�s ignoring you honey. Go bother your father, he�s in his study." -Squee�s Mom

"I detest sleep. I�ve got better things to do." -Nny

"She liked you and you tried to kill her. That was impolite." -Nail Bunny

"Dear Diary, I seem to be dead." -Nny

"I�m so depressed. I wish I could kill myself again." -Person in Hell

"I know forgiveness is out of the question. I just ask for what we all ask of the people we
respect- That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile
vomiting." -Nny

"NOOOOOO!!! I�ve lost the respect of this impolite special ed student!! I have no valid
reason to live!! Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm." -Jhonen

"Yay!! I�m home and I wasn�t attacked by a squirrel!" -Squee

"Have you ever been murdered?" 1JtHM

"Revel in the superiority of your perception!" ~Nny, while holding a brain above head

"You tried to kill that girl. She liked you, and you tried to kill her. That was impolite." ~Nailbunny,
to Nny, JtHM

"Moral: Mmm, Skettios." ~JtHM

"My life is a dark pit of darkness." ~Anne Gwish, JtHM

"That's disgusting. [smiley face] Yay!" ~JtHM

"If you can read this, you are probably not dead yet. [smiley face]" ~JtHM

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm the one that's been killing all those people, but I'm also the creative
force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up." -Nny

"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things
with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." -Nny

"I know better than to simply assume a complete justification for my actions, but...what a
week. What a great fuckin week." -Nny

"2 nights ago I was talking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!!
Goddamnnit!! It knew!! I ran, and i finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it knew!! IT
KNEWWWW!!" -Nny

"Dear Diary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm
wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." -Nny

"But you are a person, and I can't say I'm fond of that" -Nny

"Well FUCK YOU!!! YOU listen to ME!! If I'm gonna kill anybody it's because I want
to!! Not because you tell me to you... you... WALL!!" -Nny

"Well g'night! Don't let the flesh eating demon bed babies bite!!!" -Nny

"I've always dreamed of having super powers!! This is just too much to resist! I HAVE
HEAD EXPLODY!" -Nny

"You're mean Mr. Devil." -Nny

"And I'm taking you with me, you self-appointed beverage dictator!!!" -Nny

"How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket." -Nny

"You have cooties! Heh...no, I just kid." -Nny

"It's such a beautiful night. I think I'll kill myself." -Nny

"Just think...it'll be us having the fun, ding the killing...we'll even be able to make our own
toast. " ~Mr. Eff

"If you're reading this, it means your probably not dead yet." ~poster in NNY's basement

"To acheive THIS shot, we first made a plaster mold of the actor's head. We then filled it
with cow parts. Then, for realism, we surprised the actor by blowing a hole through his
head." ~Jhonen's narration of JtHM

"Oh... I was just going over to the incinerator room. I thought I'd sorta go in there, you
know. Burn in the sweet sweet flames of blessed death." ~Filler Bunny

"Witness me in bee form!" ~Filler Bunny

"Now I am hiding in a watermellon. Hee hee I am cute. There are spiders biting me."
~Filler Bunny

Devi: "Okay...I'll leave the house, but then I'll have to kill you." 
Tenna: "Yay!" 
~Conversation in I Feel Sick

"Mmm...death." ~Tenna

Squee Quotes

"Nooo... Setting people on fire is wrong. Hee hee. You're silly, Shmee." ~Squee

"This is a squirrel. It's all smashed cuz the crazy neighbor man ran it over. He said it was
an accident, but he's still pretty crazy." ~Squee

"Severe bladder damage builds character." ~Squee's parent (I'm thinking father)

"Sponges are scaaary." ~Squee

"But... but daddy!! He's crazy like some kind of crazy thing that's all crazy!!" ~Squee

"You're not sill upset about that little kitten you were taking care of last time I visited
you? I had ta' eat him you know." ~Squee's grandpa

"I'm actually creeping myself out with this one." ~Jhonen's sidenote (on A Visit from
Grandpa)

"Daddy, I'm afraid of all the dustmites. They're all... all... dusty!!" ~Squee

"We have to make everything lemony fresh!!" ~Squee

Picture on Squee's wall: "rabid squirrel monkey"

"Yaaay! I win! I finally win something!! I wiiiiiiinnn!!!" ~Squee

picture on Squee's wall: "Se7en the animated series"

"I'm facing the wall!! I must have rolled over in my sleep!! My back is exposed!!! I've let
down my forcefield!!!" ~Squee

"Walt Dizzy had just released Whitey and his Mindnumbing Song Filled Adventure" ~little
ghost girl

picture on Squee's wall: "little burn baby"

"Whoo!! What a day. I'm gonna drink tang until I forget it all." ~Squee

"It's like my life is being done by some awful, awful cartoon guy." ~Squee

"Everything seems like one big stupid, mean, bitter cartoonist's joke!!" ~Squee

"No! Nooo!! I don't wanna eat the toasty souls of the damned!!" ~Squee

"I thought we where having stove top? I want none of thos soul toast." ~Pepito

"Ah, darling there's something I've been meaning to tell you. You see, I am Satan." ~Se�or
Satan

"Goodnight Shmee. Don't let the bedbugs kill me." ~Squee

"The aliens are coming for me!! They're gonna use my butt for stuff!!" ~Squee

"I do not like the sound of these 'cooties' of which the child speaks." ~alien

"Insolent fool!! How dare you question the textbook!! The textbook never lies! The
textbook never lies!!!" ~Squee's teacher

"Stand back amigo!! This is a job for... the Anti Christ!" ~Pepito

"In preperation for this scene Jorg� 'Squashy' Gonzales, the midget who plays Pepito
consumed 49 packs of pop rocks." ~Jhonen's sidenote

"Goddammit!! My ass is beeping again!!" ~Squee's dad

"I dreamed I killed you with a bag or ramen noodles." ~Johnny C.

"The thought of staying and getting to eat the free food that, I'm sure comes from the
uncontrollable bowel ward, is tempting." ~Johnny C.

"Stand back, amigo! This is a job for...the anti-christ!" ~Pepito

"What? I thought we were having stove top! I want none of this soul toast." ~Pepito

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some
call me the Altar Boy of Doom. Others will know me as the Second Coming of
Damnation. My mom calls me Pepito." ~Pepito

"Remember the three r's: Repetition, Redundancy, and Repetition" ~sign in squee's
classroom

Happy Noodle Boy &
Wobbly Headed Bob quotes

Fucking doughnut!! Mock me? You friend cyclops!"

"You fucking toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster!!"

"Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David
Hasselhoff can fly!!"

"Oh the horror! The funky horror!"

"Yum, air!" ~Happy Noodle Boy

"Hey! You, cloud! C'mere! C'mere!"

"Magic jellybeans are growing from my headwound where the flies landed."

�NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!� 
�Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!�

"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"

"Somewhere a woman blows her nose! She stares deep into the tissue, and screams in
panty soiling terror! But who gives a shit!!?!"

"My scheme is complete!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum
sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet! And sour!! HAH!!"

"I am Testicl�s, God of rash covered scrotums!!"

"You have broken my secret elbow!!"

"You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than crutons!! NOW I FEED!!!"

"Holy pigshit Batman!"

"Spank my ass and call me Debbie!"

"I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!"

"Moo! Moo! Moo! I'm voodoo cursing you!"

"You deny me freshmaker?"

"Be free, little pop-tart!"

"Hey, where's your head, mommy?"

"You is my elf ho."

"For all you know, this child of yours may be a vessel for satan!" ~Wobbly Headed Bob

"Ooh. I believe in pain by whatever name you wish to disguise it under. So yesss!! I do
believe in love!!" ~Wobbly Headed Bob

"I will save you, sad ignorant one." ~Wobbly Headed Bob

"There is no worse enemy than the one incapable of knowing why they may be wrong."
~Wobbly Headed Bob

"I would insult your intelligence, but what would be the point?" ~Wobbly Headed Bob

"There is pain in superiority. I Suffer... because I am better." ~Wobbly Headed Bob

"I never asked to be this superior being!!!" ~Wobbly Headed Bob

Invader Zim quotes

�Taste me Gaz! I�m delicious!� -Dib

�No one should be this Delicious!� �Dib

�By the way, it�s not called parent-teacher night. It�s called Zim-doom-parent,
Zim-doom-zimmy-doom night. Hehehe. Watch out for that puppy.� �Dib

�It�s really hard to want to chase somebody who smells that bad.� �Dib

�COME BACK! You�re not a freak! You�re just STUPID!� �Dib

�Am I the only one seeing the alien sitting in class?� �Dib

�You can�t hide forever! And if you can, then I�ll wait forever! I�ve been preparing for this
day all my life! Okay� I�m gonna go home now and prepare some more� but I�ll be
back!� �Dib

�This is no GAME! This is my LIFE!� �Dib

�You�re launching your enemies into space?! THAT�S THE PLAN?! This is crazy!� �Dib

�I will destroy you.� �Gaz

"If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down
now." �Gaz

�Duh! To make room for Tuna!� �GIR

�Where are my walnuts?� �GIR

�Yay! I�m gonna be sick!� �GIR

�Why?! Why my piggy? I loved you piggy! I loved you�� �GIR

�I love this show.� �GIR

�Can I be a mongoose dog?� -GIR

�Where�d the last piggy go?� �GIR

�The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out.� �Mall Guy who slept on the Job

�There�s a pigeon on you head. You�ve got head pigeons. Get the nurse before it spreads
to the other children!� �Ms. Bitters

�To celebrate over crowding in school, a new student will be joining the class.� �Ms.
Bitters

�When you were my students, I said you�d amount to nothing. And I was right. You�re
NOTHING!� �Ms. Bitters

�Not now son! I�m making�. TOAST!� �Professor Membrane

�And what country is the little green boy from?� �Professor Membrane

�Everything is lasers with you! I�m telling you smoke machines are what the people really
�AHHH!� �Purple Tallest

�Shouldn�t you be frying something?� �Purple Tallest

�You should have tried harder.� �Purple Tallest

�It�s not stupid, it�s advanced.� �Purple Tallest

�Let�s give a big cheer to Invader Zim for being so far away.� �Red Tallest

�Just cause I didn�t lock it it�s my fault it was unlocked?!�- Stupid green-eyed alien

�Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants
command me! Do not ignore my veins!� -Zim

�Have you the BRAIN WORMS?!� �Zim

�Hello friends! I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely
nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we�ll get along just fine.� -Zim

�Computer! Take me to the weasels!� �Zim

�Yes� So very alive. And full of goo. Mission goo.� �Zim

�Insolent fool boy! It�s a skin condition.� -Zim

�In the event of say a full scale invasion, how prepared would you say this planet�s
defenses would be?� -Zim

�Squealy Fools! These human flithies should be honored to be considered as possible
friends of Zim.� �Zim

�How amazingly you can fall into a puddle?� -Zim

�One wormhole would have spat you out into a dimension of pure itching. You can�t
really tell, but that stuff is really itchy.� �Zim

�You see at the end of this wormhole lies� A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!� �Zim

�Yes, I will bring my parents! And they will be the greatest, most parental parents of all!�
�Zim

�I feel good about how today went.� �Zim

"Why am I so AMAZING?!"-Zim

Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
Purple Tallest: You quit being banished?

Dib: Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: Pretty far.

Red Tallest: Oh, now that�s just sad.
Purple Tallest: Could you get any shorter?!
Red Tallest: You�ll be assigned to Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people.

Zim: Sorry I�m late tallest, I couldn�t find my invitation. You�re lucky I made it at all!
Red Tallest: You weren�t invited at all.

GIR: YAY!
Zim: No, GIR, that�s bad.

Red: We see now you are truly deserving.
Zim: Yes. Yes I am.

Zim: I don�t have time for this Dib! Your world may be in great danger.
Dib: Well, yeah. Your trying to destroy it. Remember?

"Let's make biscuits!" ~Gir

"I demand PIGGIES!" ~Zim

"When I was your teacher, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right; you're NOTHING!"
~Ms. Bitters

Dib: "Horrible nightmare visions!" 
Ms. Bitters: "It's called life, Dib, now take your seat."

"You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is
hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream." ~Ice cream man

"Let it be known that from this day, to the end of this day, vengeance will be mine. Dib, you will
not know the meaning of peace, for I will rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!" ~Gaz

Jhonen Quotes

"There is no greater enemy than an idiot who doesn't understand that he is an idiot." ~Jhonen
Vasquez

"Yessss.... world conquest will soon follow."

"THE DISEASE RIDDEN SEX GROUPIES!!! YEAH!!! WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!"
(when asked what he likes best about drawing NNY)

"Kind of like when you're walking downtown, and a meteorite crashes down on the
people, leaving no one alive but you. I don't know what the hell that means, but, think
about it: it's pretty fuckin' weird."

"I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD
AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice."

"I laugh and make foodstuff fly out of my nose in a display of mockery at the thought"

"Sometimes I take a lot of Tic-Tacs, but that's just because I like having minty breath
while I draw."

"But I had forgotten an important thing about the Bad Art Collection. Working on it made
me retarted. Brutally retarted."

"Ugh... I'd rather be shitting blood than do this. Oh fuck!! I AM shitting blood!!
AAAIIEEE!" (on doing Filler Bunny)

"I'm getting sore in my wrist and so very weak from loss of precious, precious assblood."

"Soon the world shall be mine, and I will rule with a goat by my side."

"DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! This computer makes me all frowny with pure nugat filled
hatred!!!"

"I eat more than half my bodyweight when I just eat a Tic-Tac"

"Other people only LOOK dead, but are quite alive, as I find out after sticking pens into
their eyes."

"I was very sleepy and hallucinating. Rob and Dave looked like giant jelly beans, and I
hate jelly beans, so I was screaming all the way into the city."

"This would be the worst time for me to have to fight a hippo. those things are HUGE,
and they've got these teeth."

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