Your problem is you don't have one! Isn't that a relief. Just lay back an enjoy the ride. Whenever possible help this person scan pictures to her website and help her make it more luciously pink.
One day your good intentions will most definitely come back and haunt you so enjoy your non-embarassment while it lasts.
Signed,
The Fegstress
A word to the wise...make sure your pants are always on when photos are being taken and nothing is hanging out of your nose
I have a problem. My friend is a little crazy. She puts weird things on the internet and I am very embarassed. I don't know what to do. Please help. I may have to kill her if she keeps putting pictures of me on her web site. The problem is that I encouraged her to do this and now I am stuck with this psycho lunatic person.
Should I kidnap her? Prank phone call her? Blackmail her?
I hope you can help.
Signed,
Sleepless in Scarsdale
