The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
Too Large to be in Charge?
You decide
First of all, as I am no expert on Porn (I exercise my 5th amendment rights), I do believe that a �fluffer� is a female that gives many blow-jobs to many different men before �lights, camera, hardcore lovemaking� � more commonly referred to in pornland as porn. Therefore, unless you are in the market for a couple of cheap men lay off the �fluffer� terminology and I wouldn�t delve to deep into your sexual resume either (not good for P.R.). Now you say you scare the ladies away with your rather hefty manhood? This is a relatively uncommon scenario, but one that demands some �sizeable� attention. I can give you two routes to take. 1) Perhaps taking an Ad out in the personals may help you �Lay it on the line� then at least these women will know what to expect. However, you must be straightforward, something to this effect; �Big balled man seeks women for more than an afternoon of salami dancing. Caution: 13inches(+), bring your own hammock, signed: Ron Jeremy�s stuntdouble. 2) Perhaps you should consider a long stint in the circus � good money and good way to meet carnies (circus folk). As for your query about how to meet quality women, I have no answers; that is a question that has gone unrequited since the beginning of time. It is the riddle of the millennium. Anyone that has insight to the riddle � [email protected]
Signed: Fegolicious �love�em longtime� Fego
I have such a difficult time meeting women! My friends tell me that
I'm an attractive guy and I'm well hung. It's just hard (no pun) for me to meet quality women. I get so nervous when I start talking to someone that I find attractive. My radar is also on the fritz. I cannot tell if a woman likes me! Do I tell them that my old job was a porno 'fluffer'? I don't know! Do I tell them that my braggole is so big that they may be scared off when they meet it? I think I'm the first guy to actually be afraid of his enormous best friend. One time a woman saw it and went instantly pale! Another woman started foaming at the mouth and then fainted! Yet another woman starting barking like a dog and ran to the bathroom! What do I do? It's not my fault that I'm a freak of nature!
Signed,
Hung in Hawthorne