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| Welcome to My Advice Column! The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions... |
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| Todays Topic: Cup of Joe or Cup of Hoe? You Decide |
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| Hola Juan Valdez, Although I am not of Latin decent, I do consider myself �by default� a hot-blooded harlot with a twist of Italian-Style libido. Therefore, I will try and answer your question as best I can. HOOKERS. And if that doesn�t work. HOOKERS. And lay off the damn caffeine. Adios muchacho, Fegolicious �Yo quiero sexo tambien� Fego Ps � my number is 555-FEGO (just in case you can�t find anyone to comply with your Latin desires � BYOT (bring your own trampoline) |
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| Mujeres!!!! (Women!!!) Hola Fegolicious, (Hello Fegolicious) Quiro sexo, como????? (I want Sex, how?) Besos, (Kisses) Juan V. (Juan V (as in Valdez)) |
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