Fegolicious Advice
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The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
Todays Topic:
Cup of Joe or Cup of Hoe?
You Decide
Hola Juan Valdez, 

Although I am not of Latin decent, I do consider myself �by default� a hot-blooded harlot with a twist of Italian-Style libido.  Therefore, I will try and answer your question as best I can.  HOOKERS.  And if that doesn�t work. HOOKERS.  And lay off the damn caffeine. 

Adios muchacho, 
Fegolicious �Yo quiero sexo tambien� Fego

Ps � my number is 555-FEGO (just in case you can�t find anyone to comply with your Latin desires � BYOT (bring your own trampoline)
Mujeres!!!! (Women!!!)

Hola Fegolicious, (Hello Fegolicious)

Quiro sexo, como????? (I want Sex, how?)

Besos, (Kisses)
Juan V. (Juan V (as in Valdez))
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