Luck of the Irish?
You Decide
You might say I have somewhat of an obscure and hopefully unique predicament. My fianc� is Irish, and not the Irish you or I have aimlessly encountered, she is �true blue�, or should I say green, Irish. What I am trying to say is she is a full-fledged, full-time leprechaun. She calls herself �Lucy� the Leprechaun and, I know�I know, you may not believe me, until a year ago I didn�t believe her either. But after observing some rather bizarre goings-on, for example; her large posse of green-tux wearing midgets that breakdance for beer, her personal use of the local Guinness truck, not to mention her shiny pot of gold that she spends the better part of a Sunday hiding. I have thus concluded I am courting a Leprechaun. Now believe it or not, that is not the problem - what really upsets and offends is that when we are having sex, right before she is about to let go of the big �O� � she grabs my ass and yells �Where�s me Lucky Charms!!� on the top of her lungs � I mean she should know where the lucky charm is am I right? I have always boasted one rather long, large and lean �Lucky Charm�. Does these mean she thinks I am inadequate in that department? What should I do? It�s bad enough there is a gigantic green shamrock suspended over our bed, but now to be evicted of my manhood.
Signed: The luck of the Irish? Or not
Well that is one freaky Irish fable � Whether or not I believe the leprechaun bit, (I do fetish the thought of green munchkins digging for gold), I believe you have some sort of a sexual issue at hand. I can offer only a small sigh of relief; I sense that she is referring to the lucky charm as a prelude to the big �O� as you call it. When she grabs your ass and screams out for her �Lucky Charms�, she is expressing the desire & the willful need for one slamming hell of a big �O�, which has absolutely nothing to do with you (maybe just a little � the motion of the ocean is nine tenths the battle), but I assure you it has nothing to do with your �piece�. Anyway, where can I get me some of this Leprechaun action?
Signed: fegolicious �Only Irish on St. Patrick�s day� fego