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| Todays Topic: 'Spanky' Panky? You Decide |
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| Dear fegolicious, My boyfriend all of a sudden wants me to spank him during sex. I am really not into it and quite frankly can�t understand it? How is this a turn on and why? Signed: S&M? |
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| Dear No �Spanky Panky�, Men of all descents have indulged in �the spank� since the beginning of 'medieval roman times�. During this turbulent & tumultuous period, many men fancied a lashing on their �tush�s� as opposed to being stabbed with a jagged spear or whatever the hell they used back then - needless to say - it felt damn good. I have never come in contact with such the individual that enjoys such masochistic endeavors and must say would be somewhat frightened � warranting a shower real soon after the posing of the question. However I can offer up a bout at my handling of the 'hypothetical'; I would politely refuse, something to this effect ~ �Although the thought of hitting you is extremely enticing, I do not deem sex as the appropriate time � maybe whip down your pants the next time you do the 360' when a 'double D' walks in the room or when you leave me waiting for your call on a Saturday night � if it �turns you excited� � plus for you. Then you can pleasure me and we can call it even." Just spank the bastard! Signed: fegolicious �no spanky the wanky� fego |
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