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'Spanky' Panky?
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Dear fegolicious,

My boyfriend all of a sudden wants me to spank him during sex.  I am really not into it and quite frankly can�t understand it?  How is this a turn on and why?

Signed:  S&M?
Dear No �Spanky Panky�,

Men of all descents have indulged in �the spank� since the beginning of 'medieval roman times�.  During this turbulent & tumultuous period, many men fancied a lashing on their �tush�s� as opposed to being stabbed with a jagged spear or whatever the hell they used back then - needless to say - it felt damn good.  I have never come in contact with such the individual that enjoys such masochistic endeavors and must say would be somewhat frightened � warranting a shower real soon after the posing of the question.  However I can offer up a bout at my handling of the 'hypothetical'; I would politely refuse, something to this effect ~ �Although the thought of hitting you is extremely enticing, I do not deem sex as the appropriate time � maybe whip down your pants the next time you do the 360' when a 'double D' walks in the room or when you leave me waiting for your call on a Saturday night � if it �turns you excited� � plus for you.  Then you can pleasure me and we can call it even." 

Just spank the bastard!  

Signed: fegolicious �no spanky the wanky� fego
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