The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
Shaved or Unshaved?
(I mean the head - dirty folk!)
You decide
I really thought I had heard it all - A fetish for The Hair Challenged? I can understand the bald part � but back-haired baldies � YIKES! I recommend you - Get with it toots! The �Voluntarily bald� are quite sexy. Maybe you should ask yourself the following question; Would your life benefit any if it were seen through a bald mans eyes? Start anew! Shave yourself bald! Many millennium ladies prefer a Mr. Clean (in more ways than one).
Nevertheless - you are faced with an inexcusable situation. Your woman is scandalous, accompanied by a severe fear of head-hair. Ask yourself this; how well do I really know my girlfriend? Is it possible that she came in contact with a gigantic mass of hair during early childhood development? Perhaps a colossal sized Afro? Maybe even a disturbing episode of �Welcome Back, Kotter�? Unfortunately there is no easy solution. I would say let her have her romp in the hay (or lack there of) and you go on your way. Try the airport, find yourself a nice Hari-Krishna.
Better luck next time!
Fegolicious �Super Fro� Fego
I am almost certain my girlfriend has been lying and cheating on me for months. At first I thought we were going through a dry spell - ya know no sex unless pigs are flying due north and hell is a little chilly. Then to my astonishment I found a yearlong supply of condoms under her bed! Accompanied by the used wrappers saved in her hope chest! I always knew she had a freaky fetish for really back-hairy bald men. Can she be fulfilling her life long fantasy of humping the members of the Hair Club for Men? I know it is repulsive, but what should I do?
Signed: Jealous of Baldy
