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| Dear Moron Magnet, I completely empathize with you, not only is there an abnormal abundance of idiots roaming the streets of Manhattan, for every 10 living brain-donors there are at least 2 hideously ugly geniuses and just 1 perfect male*. Now - what to do, what to do. Indeed the inquiry is dire and requires the utmost urgency. If you stay to long with the male bimbo you run the chance of becoming one yourself, thus contributing royally to the already large population of moronic couples. On the contrary if you forsake the �ultimate booty� for some �mind candy�, what have you got? An unsightly know-it-all who probably stinks in the sac � sounds like hours of good fun�NOT! Now this doesn�t mean you should go haywire and marry a DumbASS. In my book �Fegospeak: memoirs from the fabulous�. I discuss in-depth and at length of how women, like yourself, should forsake intelligent "persona" and bide your time waiting. Waiting�waiting�waiting, until a semi-smart semi-decent looking male comes along (all we can hope for ladies, all we can hope for). So have fun with the brainless beau and maybe just maybe you�ll find your Mr. �Semi� someday. *All statistical information derived by the fegolicious foundation of human social relations Signed: fegolicious �Got a DumbAss on Payroll� fego |
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| Dear fegolicious, I am torn, torn between and a dim-witted Adonis and an ugly intellect! My Mr. Mindless is so HOT, I just can�t say it enough (or get it enough) � he makes me want to wear my crotchless panties all week long. But boy is he stupid! And by stupid I mean he should be using his head to sit down because he is an ASS! His vocabulary consists of a few key words and phrases; for example he responds to a question with a simple yes or no followed by the counter-response �U?� - �How was work today?� Hot-DumbAss: �Good, U?� �Do anything fun last night� Hot-DumbAss: �No, U?� But the all time topper, the stupidest of the stupid is whenever I meet his friends or anyone he is remotely acquainted with he tells me where he met them. And do you know where he meets everyone? "The Mensroom� Essentially this is the extent of our verbal repertoire, but hey � you only need a few �choice� words between the sheets, right? U? (Sorry, it�s contagious). The ugly smart guy is nice, real nice, we have great meaningful conversations but he just doesn�t get me going in all the right places like the moron. Does this make me a moron? Even worse, a girl that understands and\or identifies with a complete moron! Should I bite the bullet and force it with the unattractive smartass or stick with the stupid super-stud? Signed: Soon to be the �Dumb� of �Dumb and Dumber� |
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