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| Hey �Not Dancilicious Like Me� So your groove �ain�t on?� That is a pity�may I suggest you toss a �Boogilicious 2001� CD (a product of fegolicious.com) in your stereo, get a copy of �dancin fegolicious style� at your local Blockbuster and let the �feet beat�. I can certainly empathize with you; it must suck not to be able to dance, but hey � things could be worse, not much worse, but worse. Go to the party, impress the hostess with the mostess with whatever you got � cause daddio, you have got to be you! See you at the Springilcious Soiree! Signed: fegolicious �ain�t nothing goin on but the rent� fego |
| Todays Topic: "Do a little Dance, Make a little Love, Get down Tonight"? You Decide |
| Dear fegolicious, This is a �Danny Terrio� 911! - I have a very serious problem that demands your utmost attention. I have been invited to the bash of all bashes � the mother load � the holiest of all festivus�s of the season! This Soiree has a reputation for being one bad mama jama; the party that rocks all parties this side of jersey and�I can�t dance! I mean I really can�t dance. Ever see Eddie Murphy �Raw� when he impersonates a little white guy dancing � well that �white guy� is me. So it is imperative that I train like a Solid Gold Dancer and learn quick, how to �Shake it like a white guy; with gold chains and a guido �do� (as in hairdo). You see, there is this hot, sexy, glamorous chic that is going to be there (she is actually co-hosting this extravaganza of sorts) and I really want to impress her with my ultra discolicious �moves�. I know how to moonwalk and breakdance (I was totally rad in the 80�s � learned everything I know from �Beat Street�). I can do the Electric Slide blindfolded, but I really don�t think it�s going to cut it this time. Should I call the Fred Astaire School of �the dance� or do you know of any other way I can remedy my ailing 2 left feet? Please fegolicious; you�re the only one that can help this wannabe Johnny T! Signed: Boogie�less in Brooklyn |
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