Long-Distance 'love affair'?
You Decide
Just recently I went on a �Sexcapde� in the jungles of Mexico and had one hell of a humping good time. To my delight I met one smoking Senorita doing blowjob shots down by the pool bar (one classy chick I know). Believe it or not we feel madly in love � after one week together she had my heart. Not only can she do one mean rumba with a salsa twist, she can dance too! I think I�m in love. There is a slight glitch to this fabulous situation. She lives far away, Quebec � she�s Canadian. I am so fearful of getting involved in a long distance relationship; I never have wanted to get involved in one before. Are all the negative stereotypes about a long-distance relationship true? Plus all those gigantic phone bills � Oye!
Signed: Long-distance Lover boy
The response to this predicament is two-fold. Long-distance romances have been the first and foremost �Stop Sign� in relationships since the beginning of time; reason being ~ they put on �false faces� in order to disguise some of the underlying truths about one another. They are almost always fantastic when you are together and you never seem to �get acquainted with� possibly some of the most offending behavior that may perhaps take place the other 5 days of the week. For example; that he leaves the seat up, snores like a human garbage disposal & smokes cigars in bed or, on the other hand, she smells her own flagellence, takes 2 hours to apply eye make-up and scratches her arm pits feverishly while cooking dinner. You are able to avoid all the �high expectations� and �hoopla� that engulf a day-to-day relationship. The second �fold� of this multifaceted situation is that you can get away with all of the above mentioned, coupled with a lot of �boom boom boom let�s go back to my room!� Since you are late in your twenties (just a good guess) I will advise that your give it a whirl. When a person is of a younger age and gets involved in a long-distance saga the potential for one of them changing drastically is greatly intensified than someone more settled in their career and personality traits. So take the plunge, save Priceline.com in your favorites (you�ll need it) & have a great fegofun time!
Signed: fegolicious �Go'in International� fego