Lady 'Queef a lot'
You Decide
I love pork! But that�s not my problem. Ya see about 2 weeks ago I went on a vacation with my loved one to Aruba. We had a great time and discovered a lot about one another�s likes and dislikes. However, there is this little problem I am having a difficult time with. Since the comfort process has taken place she has let one thing go � literally. She is a queefer (I am not sure I spelled that right), in layman�s terms she expels some sort of air or gas from her vagina. She thinks it is hysterical, especially during sex. Now it has become a part of our sexual agenda and I am totally grossed out. Plus, I don�t generally like laughter while I am humping & pumping. It feels funny too � do I tell her? Or just live with it?
Signed: Courtin Lady Queef�a�lot
Your predicament is not as common as you may have thought; the queef, while foul & fetid by some standards, is actually a rare, bewildering, baffling, unexplainable & perplexing talent. What you must realize is that it is an extremely difficult task to perform deliberately. Now instead of not accepting the queef, embrace it � your lady deserves some �tokens� for a well-deserved feat. However, I can irrefutably identify with your high aspirations for a more semi-somber and less entertaining bedroom experience. Maybe you should tell your little �Love-Queef� that while you respect and applaud the �queef�, you would rather it before or after sex � not during. Make something up - tell her you find it hard to stay �hard� � something to do with the air fluctuations. This is a most fascinating dilemma � I wish you all the luck for a quiet night of mattress surfing.
Signed: fegolicious �Homey STILL don�t play dat� fego
