The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
Head Shove = No Love?
You decide
I have been dating this guy for about two weeks now and things are going great! The only problem is that every time we start to fool around he goes directly for the head � meaning � he tries to push my head down there! You know, he wants to introduce me to the old 'head' honcho. I wouldn�t mind if he wasn�t so cheesy and gross about it. There is nothing worse than the head shove in my book. It really pisses me off! What should I do?
Signed: Head-Shove = No-Love
I like your frankness! Head-shove equal�s no-love, that�s great! (make it into a bumper sticker slogan and I�ll sell it on my site.) I for one agree with you! It is time men realized that the head shove is a nasty, cheesy, repulsively straightforward way of trying to get a quick fix. It�s barbaric! I think women sometimes feel pressure to comply for sake of a somewhat embarrassing situation and then miss out on the return of a well-deserved favor (if you know what I mean�). Are men so preoccupied with the actual act they forgot how to finesse the situation? If there is a next time with this �PIG� try this; when you are kissing/fooling around, abruptly take the back of his neck and ram it to where the sun doesn�t shine during the better half of the day! If he wants blunt be blunt! Hey, it�s not like we don�t want the same things, we just have a better way of getting it, we like to call it - manipulation. If that doesn�t work just start laughing hysterically in his face, not only will he get the message, he will doubt his best friend for the better part of his adult life. If you can�t control his crude compulsions, take his masculinity. At least his next lady may benefit from your hard work (hey, we have to stick together), plus it�s a good one for the memoirs.
Signed: fegolicious �no shenanigans� fego