'The Fart'
Pal or just plain Foul?
You Decide
I must say that your situation is one of commonality. Many many males partake in the ghastly ritual of cupping gas, waving it upward towards the nostrils and taking a long hard whiff. The exuberance amongst these men is quite vexing. For what purpose does this serve? A femme fatale like myself cannot comprehend such horrid, barbaric actions. My advice - physical abuse. Poke him with a sharp object every time this behavior is exhibited. Like Pavlov�s theory it should help him curtail the whiffing of his flagellance. If that doesn�t work capital punishment has always been an oldie, but goodie.
Best of luck!
Fegolicious 'smells like a bed of fresh cut flowers' Fego
I have a problem. My man passes gas a lot. I mean A LOT. He's a living, breathing wind tunnel. The problem is not only this. You see he has this nasty habit of waving his farts towards himself so that he can take in their unpleasant aroma. This behavior is causing our sex life to all but disappear as I am unable to be aroused by someone who gets "high" off their own flagellants. How do I make it stop?
Desperately,
Gasmask
