Shall we Play a Game?
You Decide
Games! Games! Games! This is all I get in today�s dating scene. Every girl I meet wants to toy with my inner most feelings and deep dark secrets (I mean I only wear women�s clothes on Thursday�s�). My current dating doll leads me on like you wouldn�t believe � calls me, emails me and when I finally give in and show the slightest bit of interest, she blows me off! We called it quits a few times, but she is relentless. What should I do fegolicious? You always seem to have the answers.
Signed: Spinning out of Control like Kathy Lee
Well this is the same ole story, different jackass � I wish I had a 20-dollar bill for every time someone gave me this scenario � cause I�d have a whole bunch of twenties stuffed in my most fashionable handbag. Well like I tell all my disciples � play hard to get � and I mean HARD TO GET! Do not call, do not email, do not and I mean DO NOT have a weak moment after a drunk�in night out with the boys � on your way home your feeling something squirm down below and your fingers start dialing her home (or even worse � cell) number. Just grab your left hand (unless you prefer the right) and take your sorry ass home for a night of �one-way love�. This is the hardest scenario and if you get through it yo � you will be 100% read to move on or (if you still are in �the game�) make her want you more. Ps � if she calls or emails you, let AT LEAST 1 week, if not more, pass before responding to her SECOND attempt at contacting you. If this is someone you want to �land�, then I suggest getting tough toots. If not � move on to the next sappy sucker situation. Either way � Stop wearing women�s clothing you freak!
Signed: fegolicious �game�ilicious� fego