The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
Two Men Too Many?
You Decide
I have a bit of a problem; I am in love with 2 men. I was casually partying it up in the better parts of Manhattan two weeks ago when wham bam I met this International Wall Street fox. I got digits and wasn�t going to call, but since my current love is dissing me between the sheets, I decided to give it a whirl. We first met for an innocent dinner followed by one hot and lusty night at the no-tell motel. I truly believe we are destined for one another; the only problem is he doesn�t speak any English. I am not sure quite sure what language he is speaking, but whatever it is, it makes me want to rip my pants in two. What do you think? Do I stay with Mr. No-sex and have t�te-�-t�te or do I go with Mr. No hablo ingles and ride like the Lone Ranger?
Signed,
Two Times a Lady
I can certainly empathize with you on your deceptive predicament; I too have longed for the touch of a man who doesn�t speak any English, only the language of Lust. Better yet; a mute-man that plays the guitar in the moonlight just after cooking you dinner and cleaning your bathroom, doing your laundry, fanning you while feeding you grapes and yearning to watch �Lifetime� movies on a Sunday afternoon � never football. Ask yourself this � what would you really want this sex cyclone to say if you could understand him? My bet is nothing. Why screw with a good thing. Let the good thing keep screwing you. Now it seems to me your only problem is the other guy. I see it like this; if the man doesn�t speak English then you are not technically cheating. Keep bachelor number one on the side for a little mind tennis and keep bachelor number two strapped to a Murphy bed in your wall. I would personally go for the Non-English folk. What could he possibly have to say that�s worth listening to anyway?
Yours truly,
Fegolicious � My Parisian half Midget is currently on back order� Fego
