The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
'The Forbidden Dance'
You decide
I am not sure if a lot of women feel as I, but I really hate dirty dancing! Why do guys think the can come up from behind and start rubbing their wicked wand all over you? I mean I can maybe see if they at least introduced themselves or better yet was acquainted with them. Is this what dancing in America has revolutionized itself into? I fear the club scene now cause I am petrified of �The Sandwich�. What ever happened to good old-fashioned moonwalking, better yet; the running-man, coupled with a little Jive dancing, finishing of with the worm � encored by - the shopping cart, you know - timeless classics, the good old-fashioned moves.
Signed: Boogie Nights Part II
What! You mean you don�t like the lurid beat of a man�s feral dance move on your bon bon? No kidding. You are not the only one. Not too long ago I decided to sit back and take in the New York City dance scene. I was absolutely appalled at what I witnessed and experienced firsthand for myself; half alert men glaring through jaded eyes from a smoky corner preying upon victims to �lambadanize�. Then unsuspecting, you walk through the overcrowded room, hoping to claim a small stake on the dance floor that you can call home for an hour or two. Just when you make yourself comfy, start scoping the scene and proceed to �Shake it like a White-Girl� � some unknown species in the form of a male draped in chokingly thick CK �Eternity� comes out of nowhere and forces you to have unprotected dance copulation. Still stunned and unaware, he then drops you like a yesterdays bloomers as soon as the next innocent victim strolls by, stripping you of that confidence you possessed only minutes before. You feel used, violated and clearly �unsanitized�. No there is nothing wrong with you (except maybe those �Back to the Future� dance moves you seem to want to perform). Face those fears, get on that dance floor and work it, own it. Don�t let some dance monger steal your boogalicious � keep strong & bust that �groove�.
Signed: Dancilicious �No parking on the Dance Floor� Fego
ps - There is nothing wrong with every once in a while calling the shots and doing the dance of the forbidden � just as long as we are the ones surfing that ripened beat of pure animalistic behavior.
