I have a small problem. A small problem indeed! I always thought that I
was blessed when it came to the size of my...Well you know. Anyway, my
girlfriend and I of 8 months finally decided to take a foward 'plunge' you
might say, in our relationship. When the lights were dim, and "Mr. Ooh La
La" came out of his hibernation cave, he was still asleep! I tried to wake
him, but to no avail. He was in a deep, deep trance-like slumber. Now, my
girlfriend thought that Mr. Ooh La La wasn't sleeping at all but was a
midget! I tried to assure her that he wasn't a midget at all, but was
infact dozing. I also told her that when he decides to go swimming, he's
also in a trance-like state and can even become even more like a midget!
Now what do I do about his sleeping? She tried some mouth to mouth with Mr. Ooh La La but all he did was spit up some Cool Whip! I didn't know he even
liked the stuff! She tried to massage his muscles to awaken him from his
slumber but all that happened was more cool whip! We're confused. If he
doesn't like Cool whip, why does he keep throwing it up all the time. Is he
sleeping or is he really a midget who loves Cool Whip? Please help
Signed,
Pually "ooh La La"
This case draws particularly close to my heart due to the high content of midget Fantasia. A midget that loves Cool Whip � can it get any better?
Well you have two choices: 1) reverse psychology. Maybe if you put a hold on the production and consumption of Cool Whip he will be forced to awaken from his slumber and therefore �arise� to the occasion. 2) If that doesn�t work try shock therapy. It worked on my Aunt Edna. Only problem is her overwhelming compulsion to harness lightening wearing metal panties? go figure.
Happy trails and do you have this midgets phone number?
Signed,
Fegolicious
(a.k.a. � �always ready for a couple of chocolate midgets� Fego)