The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
To Blow or Not to Blow?
That is the Question
Although this is an unimaginable, inconceivable, ball-grabbing topic amongst my male readers, I will try and offer a ray of insight on this common quandary. Let me just start by saying a blow-job to a male is like gasoline to a car, it is the essential element needed to get that engine revving at high gear. The average male takes a vow at birth to the holy sacrament of fellatio and swears to never live without it until death does him part. Now what you are saying translates into not wanting to co-exist amongst the species, which in essence, disrupts the balance of nature at the very core. I offer you this: 1) Suck-it up and just grab hold, like broccoli � it�s and �acquired� taste. 2) Pack your bags. 3) Pack you bags again, but this time add a turbo charged remote controlled vibratrator.
My condolences,
Fegolicious �the �licious� says it all� Fego
To get right to the point, I have a problem performing oral sex � or more commonly referred to as �The Blow-Job�. I just don�t like it. Not only do I have a fear of �lockeroom balls�, I don�t like putting my lips around anything to hard without wanting to take a bit. My boyfriend is really starting to get angry. I think he may leave me high and (literally) dry. Every night he brings home something new to suck on. From lollipops to uncooked Oscar Mayors - I just don�t enjoy it! HELP! It�s suck now or forever hold my (own) peace.
Signed,
Ms. No-Blow