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The Bi-Boy

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Dear fegolicious,

I have a problem, I can�t seem to move on from my current situation and I must.  My boyfriend, who for the most part is an asshole, is also bi-sexual.  At least that is what he claims.  I personally think he is going to end up taking it in �the rear� full-time, but for now, he just won�t give me my space when we �break-up� and we end up getting back together.  He has told me about his �male� endeavors, he wanted to be candid and upfront, and I respect that.  It is just I can�t stop thinking about it, especially when we have sex.  I wonder � �Is my Johnny big dick better at Blow-jobs than I?"  In all honesty, what should I do?

Signed: Gender-bending in Georgia
Dear Fag-Hag,

Let me get this straight � what you are telling me is that you are in love with a potentially homosexual male?  Then my advice would be to snatch this keeper up!  NOT!  Are you mad - Lose the Butt Buddy - THIS IS A LOSE, LOSE SITUATION � Move on.  Let me enlighten you a tad, there is no such thing as bi Sexual � �Bi� is a long layover on the way to Butt-city, where there is a connecting non-stop flight to Gayville (open 24/7).  Don�t get me wrong; there is such a thing as harmless experimentation.  But the difference is � after the experimenting you either follow the road less chosen or you don�t.  Furthermore, not because I am a woman, but I truly believe it is less confusing and more common for a woman to experiment than a man.  I think most heterosexual males will agree that you either suck dick or you don�t.  I suggest cut the cord, go out with your girlfriends, have a few Martini�s and patiently await your Romeo.   PLUS - You mentioned he was an asshole � gay or straight - the asshole part is the problem - avoid assholes like you would a cabbies boxer shorts.  So, lose the Dick (literally), and find yourself a date (preferably macho) for Saturday night!

Signed: fegolicious �flies first class (no �layovers') fego
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