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| This old sign was found in the supply area above the customer counter about a week ago (6-1-02) and is proof that the Lubricon has been around alot longer than people think. We sent the sign in for carbon test dating and the results revealed that the sign is from the early 1950's! There is no way any existing employee could be responsible for the mischevious activities of the Lubricon since no one we know has been around since the 50's. |
| Big Discovery Identifies The Possible Origins Of Lubricon! |
| The picture below was taken by surveillance cameras in a locker room at the Sunnyvale hub, however the culprit was smart enough to keep his face away from the camera. |
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| The search for the infamous "Lubricon" will continue because management is determined to "get to the bottom of this!" Meanwhile...it is advised that employees not be involved in activities such as: -sucking up to management -whining and panty wetting -talking shit about drivers to management -being a general prick or asshole. It seems that such activities have encouraged the Lubricon to do his/her dirty work. |
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