Real answer:
Quite frankly, I couldn't give a toss about accounting. It's one of those professions that don't really do anything, and I don't really want to end up doing maths all day. One of the reasons that I chose it was because my parents always told me that I had to have a decent profession, not something pissy like being a civil engineer. Well, the decent professions were doctor, lawyer and accountant. Since I only got an ENTER of 91, I had no choice but to pick accounting. Oh yeah, one of my friends told me that accounting had lots of good looking girls as well, so I thought I might as well do it and have a wank.
2. Please list your extracurricular activities and any work experience you have been involved in to date.
Real answer:
In the summer break, I worked at Macca's for a few days before I realised that it was a crap job and gave up. Other than that, I've done a bit of work for my uncle's take away shop, which was pretty boring as well. The only club I'm involved with at uni is the beer club.
3. Briefly outline how these experiences and activities listed above would help you in a CA Achiever work placement. (2 paras max)
Real answer:
Well, now that I've seen how s*** it is to work at Macca's and take away shops, I know that I wouldn't mind sitting in an office doing boring maths all day. The beer club will prepare me for the Friday night ritual of going out for a drink with the rest of the guys.
4. Think of a situation where you have been involved with a team. Briefly describe how the team worked and how you contributed. (3 paras max)
Real answer:
I haven't really worked in a team, so I hope this will do. Pretty much every weekend, my friends and I go and play some CS (Counter Strike, if you don't know what CS stands for). If you've played it, you'll know what the teamwork there involves. Basically, the terrorists have to fight the other guys and try to win. I was always one of the terrorists, so I had to make sure that my teammates could go and plant the bomb by making sure that none of the counter-terrorists could stop them. This generally involved having different people camping in strategic locations so that we could kill whoever came. Does this count?
5. What has been your toughest challenge to date in your life? How did you overcome it? (4 paras max)
Real answer:
I can't really think of anything really tough, but this would probably be the closest. In 2000, my favourite football team, the Demons, made it to the grand final, only to be beaten by Essendon. I was feeling really sad, because I had really wanted to be suppporting a team that was the Premiers, but Melbourne didn't win. I overcame this by starting to support Essendon.
6. Briefly describe what would you bring to the organisation if you won a CA Achiever placement. (2 paras max)
Real answer:
I'm not sure what you mean by that question, so I'll give it a guess. Seeing as I've got to do maths, I'll bring a pen (maybe two pens), a calculator, and some paper. I don't really want to spend much money, so I'll bring my own lunch as well. On Fridays, I will bring some VB for everyone to drink.