.F.E.C.E.S.
"we are THE shit" - crispus attucus
 

Welcome to .F.E.C.E.S. (aka File Extension Clan of the Extremely Skilled)



 

We are a Unreal Tournament 2003 clan.

You see children, the postulate behind our vision is thus:  every member of our clan chooses a file extension for their clan tag.  This file extension tag will never change, but the member names indeed will.  So if you see DonkeySteem.exe online one day, then Lou Bega.exe the next, it's the same person.  We like the idea of having a fresh name to play with all the fucking time.  Also know that no two members will ever share a common file extension.  So far the extensions taken are:  .rar .exe .bmp .tmp and .sys ...(5 members) so if we accept someone as a new member, they can choose any file extension in computer history, minus those listed.  Other then that, our mission is simple:  to have fun and kick ass tips.  As far as major league ladders go, we are certainly interested...

ATTENTION AMATEUR SHITS:  we are recruiting like a mothafucka.  No seriously, we are.  The best way to get in is to find us online and try to kick the shit out of us.  If you can do that (not likely) then you've got our attention.  If you think you got what it takes, then ask us about membership (or maybe we'll even ask you).  Email us at [email protected]  Then we'll put you through....THE TEST to see if you got skill, or luck.  We are looking for players in all gametypes, regular and instagib.  We have no specialization...yet.

as for the website... there is much MUCH to be added, this is a mere placeholder, a babystep towards the Emaculate fate for which our clan is destined.  or, we're lazy shits...