TOP RAMEN Ahh, Top Ramen. One of the most versatile foods known to man kind. Above, you see the Top Ramen spokes person, Mr. Ramen. He is also the protector of my 4th period P.E. class.

"Reading, 'riting, and RAMEN!"                    - Marysia Wancewich "What do you call it when you're thinking of the winter food drive? RAMENICING!"                    - Unknown fellow classmate "Ramen is cool. I should make a prom dress from Ramen wrapers!"                   - Sarah Van Horne 12 Uses for Ramen:      1. As a flotation device/very small raft if you are caught out in         the middle of a big body of water with no way to stay afloat.      2. A Frisbee      3. A hat     4. when left uncooked, a weapon of self defense     5. a crunchy pillow     6. building material for low income housing     7. an oriental ginger bread house     8. a child's plaything     9. hard drive of a Mac (ew, evil Macs. grrrr.)   10. flood preventors 11. a gerbil (ok, you can't really use ramen to take the place of a          gerbill, but gerbil is a funny word. 12. Ammunition for rebel uprisings

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