dictionary

Hello. This page is made up of words, sayings, and even odd translation, that I myself and my good friend Jennifer came up with. Most of them I did myself. Jenny maybe did one or two, tops. Ok, I'll take credit for the whole thing (she's going to kill me when she reads this). Well, with out further adieu:

Awesomenity- (N) a derivative of the word "awesome", is used to mean the feelings associated with the feelings of awe. "That movie was so spectacular. It filled me with awesomenity".

Randomnosity-(N) derivative of the word "random", used to associate a peculiar or non-sensical nature with a noun. "Bob, randomnosity surrounds you like an aura". Randomnity may also be used.

Bandonosity-(N) a derivative of the derogatory term used for persons in a high school band, bando. It is used to describe the overwhelming aura of bandoness that these persons project. "Blinco, your bandonosity is eminating off you like rays from the sun".

Smelly Jelly-(N) this is a more polite way to say bull shit. "My humanities teacher flunked me. Isn't that a load of smelly jelly?

Fuddrucker-(exclamation) blatantly stolen from a restaurant of the same name. A more polite way to say the f-word, and can be used in almost as many versatile ways as its more vulgar cousin. "I stubbed my toe! Oh fuddrucker!" or "I hate my humanities teacher. He's such a fuddrucker.".

DNFSG-(insult) an abbreviation of "demonic, numb-legged, fuddrucking, skanky gerbil", is meant to be used as an insult. "Mr. R, I hate you, you DNFSG". This word is now officially retired from Sarah's vocabulary, since it kind of got old.

Tomboyancy-(N) derived from "tom-boy" Used to name the nature of a girl who behaves like a boy. "Jenny never seems to care about her appearance. She is full of tomboyancy".

Fragantuous-(Adj) is used when there is a large quantity of varying, contrasting smells in an area. "After we tried on all the perfume testers at Target, the cosmetic counter was very fragantous".

evility-(N) derived from "evil". Used to name the evil nature of a person. "Cinderella's step-mother overwhelmed me with her evility".

"I refuse! I am under no obligatioin to go to Mars"-(exclamation) This is a line from the classic Sci-Fi movie The X from Outer Space. It has no actual purpose, it's just fun to exclaime randomly.

Wrong Shit-(exclamation) Derived when a friend of mine misheard me say "wrong shirt", it then turned into a phrase that can either be used in frustration or just in randomness.

proverbial bird crap-(N) used to describe something that is useless and crap

Po Narking-(V) Derived from a game where you switch the first letters of a two-word phrase, it was originally "no parking". Now, it is a meaningless, but cool phrase.

Mr. Ramen-(N) derived from the name of a small doll that I fashioned from a block of Top Ramen, he is the patron saint of Top Ramen and its endeavors. "Mr. Ramen shall see that my class wins the food drive".

Bong Leach-(N) derived from a game where you switch the first letters of a two word phrase, this was originally "Long Beach". Now, make of it what you will.

"Sometimes, they skip two!"-(exclamation) derived from an odd qoute from a friend of mine, is to be exclaimed randomly and without warning.

"Run away! Run away!" -(exclamation) *to be said with arms waving around and in a deep, masculine voice* Used when encountered with a situation where one has no choice but to run away."Friedrichs is on the rampage. Run away! Run away!".

smite-(V) yes, this is a real word, but it's fun anyway. Is used to mean utter destuction via the wrath of God. "God shall smite thee infidel!".

blasphemonious-(Adj) used to describe the impiously irreverent attitude of something. "Her attitude struck me as so blasphemonious, I'm surprised nobody was offended".

sheiste-(exclamation)-translation- German word for "shit". "I broke a project I has been working on for months. Oh sheiste!".

"wahrend die Nachtigall singt, mussen wir Spargel errichten"-(exclamation)-translation German for "When the nightingale sings, we must plant asparagus". This is an actual qoute from Die Fladermouse, a German opera.

"Hilfe! Wir Werden durch ein riesiges Fruhstuckpastry angegriffen"-(exclamation)-translation German for "Help! We're being attached by a giant breakfast pastry!" To be exclaimed randomly and without warning.

Midgetity-(N) the condition of being vertically challenged. "I could never be in the WNBA, since I suffer from midgetity".