Well, as you may of gathered, I'm Paul Bauer. I'm 20 years old a currently residing in the humble city of Milton Keynes (Hey, in our minds, Milton Keynes is a city, okay?).
This is merely my home address however, as most of the year i'm slumming it out up North in the fair city of Preston at the University of Central Lancashire. I'm currently studying for a BA in Film and Media studies. I'll be finished in about 2 years time.
So, what can i tell you about me? Here goes.
Full Name
Paul Thomas Bauer
D.O.B.
22nd of January, 1982. At around 2:30am from what i've been told....
Born:
Queen Alexandra Hospital, Vale Of Leven, Dumbarton. Yes, i'm Scottish by birth nationality.....
Lived:
After staying in Scotland for a few years, my family moved to Downley in High Wycombe where we stayed until 1988. We then moved here to Milton Keynes where we've now been living for just over 14 years.
Family
My two parents, Sarah and Eddie, and my sister Sue.
Pets:
Two cats; Goona and Soot
About Me in general...
height: 6'2
eyes: brown
Hair: brown, but shaved...
Weight: 14.5 stone last time i looked.....
Paul Endorses:
Beer: Quite possibly the one thing in life that keeps me on the straight and narrow. It may be a paradox in itself (causes, and solves all life's problems), but it livens up any party, funeral, lecture and makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. And if drunk in the right proportions, helps me to get laid.
Rock Music: Beer aside, my music also gets me through those long days when nothing seems to be going right. Foo Fighters, Limp Bizkit, Feeder, Coldplay, Mighty Bosstones, Linkin Park, Jimmy Eat World to name but a few should be added to everyone's collection.
Dominos Pizza: A gift from the Gods themselves; tasty, filling and damned fine.
Filth and Slander: The bedrock to all good conversations. My life would be so dull without pictures involving really fat people having sex, and novlety breasts. Kudos....
Sex: Ah, sex. I myself ain't getting any right now, but it's still an attainable dream... I hope. Gives you exercise AND pleasure! Without it, the human race wouldn't exist! Bonza!
Newcastle United: I may not be a Geordie, but i'm keeping a proud family tradition going for at least one more generation. May the Magpies actually win something in that time....
Adult Cartoons: "Family Guy", "The Simpsons", "South Park" and "Futurama" are the best shows on TV; and long may they continue!
Loud Shirts: They sperate the men from the boys; only someone like me can wear a Hawaiin shirt correctly; mainly becuase i'm a big fat party animal. NOT GAY.
Student Parties: The best type of party you can ever have; drunkeness, random sex and great music in the company of people your own age and no parents in sight. Bliss.
Kirsty Gallacher: She beautiful, knows about football, and has brains. What more could you want for crying out loud???!!!
Star Trek: A great TV show, nothing more. Especially Voyager. And Star Trek: First Contact.
Jackass: mindless, unadulterated, childish and stupid. We should all watch it to stop becoming boring old wankers like most 50-year olds.......
1971 Oldsmobile 44-2 Convertible: 5.6 litres of pure American muscle. The V8 Engine would blow any rude-boy Nova off the planet in a second. I will have one.