Hey, there are more things to my life than just the Internet and dreaming / stalking Kirsty Gallacher!  Heres some REAL people from my daily life.....  Some of them are girls.  Ooooooooh.....
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Created 8.8.2002
Ever been to that quaint Greek town of Falaraki?  We have!  For a whole week!  And i don't remember half of it 'cos i was rat-arsed most the time.
I'm a bit like that guy in "Memento" who has to take photos to remember stuff becuase he's a little brain-dead.  Although i'm much better looking.  And remember stuff.  Haha, what a looser...
Heres some of us out getting merry.
Lauren, Rob, Steve and Nat.  Rob can't fly tho...
Steve's upbringing was a sorry one.  His family, bless 'em, were so poor that he thought that Beer and packets of pizza flavoured Doritos were merley myths from that box with the little people in it.
It wasn't until we reached a bar during our holiday that he realised that Heineken really did exist in 650ml bottles for Krazy prices.
As you can see, he was rather surprised, and couldn't help but stroke the bottle with his finger until it became sore from over-stroking.  it had to be removed with some Gin and a rusty bedspring
Like Steve, Rob was also unaware of the mind-boggling power that large bottles of Heineken have over weak minds.
Disguised as fred Durst from Country band Limp Bizkit, he devised a sneak attack on a group of unsuspecting bottles.  He managed to gourge himself on 6 bottles before reinforcements arrived, forcing his surrender.
He was found later naked in a forest uttering the words "Whoop Whooop whoop."
Rob Surrenders to the Heineken Gang
Ah, Los Angeles.  Quite a nice place once you get through Compton and Inglewood.  Heres a pic of Chris (left) and Mark (right, duh..) standing outside the Paramount Pictures Studio in hollywood.
The trip itself was a laugh, with Chris accidentally declaring war on the US by removing his shoes.  Mark was apprached by the "Knight Rider" star Kitt and asked if he could "Wax On, Wax Off" some liquid mercury.  Mark declined when he realised it was a rouse by Kitt to frame him for a drive by shooting 10 years ago in St. Neots.
Mark was later acosted by Ex-Leeds right-back Tony Dorigo and forced to make wallets in a sweat shop.  Chris laughed whilst Mike (in the background) ogled a small puppet.
Unlike the rumours at the time, we managed to get into an LA nightclub and watch some damn fine girls rub their breasts.  Mike and Chris pictured here were enjoying themselves as you can imagine.  As for myself, i danced like loon to some music i'd never heard before and became known as "Disco Stu" from then on.
Mike has since been used in many Dental ads, promoting the usefulness of Dulux paint to enhance cheesy grins.  Chris is still pissed.
Chris the Evertonian is trying to see where Alex Nyarko has gone in this pic.
He swears blindly that Everton played well when Newcastle beat them 6-2.  He is often drunk though, which could explain that opinion....  Hahaa!
Heres a pic of uni chums phil and Emma.
We were having a BBQ at the time during one of the few nice days we ever had in Preston.
Emma once had sex in a bush, whilst Phil often drives a Vauxhall Vectra.  None of them wear cardigans.
Aaahhhhh, ain't she lovely?  Here's Emma auditioning for next Summer's "Next" catalogue.  hopefully she'll be in the lingerie section....  Oh behave.....
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