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| Todays topic...... Dirty Money... I mean literally, dirty scroungy money.Pet peeves,wet money. As most of you know I work at a gas station,and every day I am handed dirty nasty money.And trust me the first thing I do is hand it back out to the next customer.I don't want it contaminating my other monies. I swear I have had money handed as payment that people just sneezed on, some with snot on it,muddy money,money covered in tar,money covered in grease,sticky old orange juice, and gum. Now that stuff isn't that bad, I can deal with that. It's the other kind of money that disgusts me. I have been given money with shit on it! Oh Yeah! I ain't kidding, I said SHIT! II'm not talking cow shit either,(but I've had that too!) I'm talking bacteria ridden PEOPLE SHIT. I don't know how this happens,But it does. I don't even really want to know.Maybe somebaody wiped their ass with it, Or maybe someone had the shits and went in their pants and their money was in the back pocket..I don't know. But what bothers me is that these people usually know this kind of crap is on their money..And yet they still give it to me. also, lets talk about pee money.I know how pee money happens, usually its from A drunk person who has pissed there pants and Thats the most I can assume..Let me tell you ..thats nasty,and for future reference,I DON'T WANT YOUR PEE PEE MONEY AND NEITHER DOES ANY ONE ELSE! Some people have excuses for it, like it just got washed in the laundry,it got rained on or I spilled something on it,and yes,I believe that sometimes that is true,but I have actually seen men come in with wet crotches and pull there pee pee money out of their pockets,they have got no excuse.later I will explain what we do with money covered in some form of bodily fluids and it will make you think twice next time a cashier hands you money.HAHAHA! On one occasion, a ldy came in the store who was a well known drug abuser,needles and all,well anyways she bought a pack of cigs and went to hand me money and I saw her hand was bleeding, not a little scratch either I mean bleeding.She was giving me a five dollar bill and the blood was soaking right into it. What the hell is wrong with her, that she thought it was perfectly ok to hand me blood soaked money?Not only is that disgusting but unsanitary. I spend a lot of time spraying sanitizer on my hand at work and washing them like I'm some kinda obsessive compulsive.But there is reason for it.,I get sick enough from working there,Wether you realize it or not, money is the mother of germ carriers. anyways,since we are on the subject of nasty things, I once had a man jerk off in my employee restroom.He came in at about 10:30 p.m and I was alone and he asked if he could use my bathroom. So I let him.He was in there for over half and hour. I was thinking he had the mega shits, but I swore I heard something and when he finally emerged he took off out the door really fast and I didn't think much of it.A little later on an older lady came in and I also let her use the bathroom. After she left I went in there and up on the wall in front of the toilet there was these 2 huge full size pictures of womens puddies.So of course I ripped them down and worried if the old lady thought I put them up there cause I'm some kind of pervert. I went to put them in an envelope as a joke and leave them for my boss at the time and as I was stuffing them in the envelope I realized"how did he make those stick to the wall?" Anyways I think this guy came in there for the sole purpose of pulling his pud,he could've used the public restroom,geez. DIRECTIONS FOR PROPER HANDLING OF POOPY/PEE MONIES Step 1. Hand it right back out to the next customer.Then sanitize hands. Step2. if customer looks like they might notice its nasty, put it between the other bills(they won't notice till later( then sanitize hands. Step 3. If there are no other customers and you don't want it in your drawer and its super nasty,pick up monies with paper towel,plastic bag or anything else thats handy spray with sanitizer and wash in sink with soap, and rinse, put in microwave for one minute to dry and respray with sanitizer and microwave again,then hand out to next customer.Then wash hands thoroughly and sanitize. SIDE NOTE: Also do not throw money at me, I am likely to throw your change right back at you , you stuck up bitches!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! |
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