| FC Sudwerk Turns 4! DAVIS, Calif., July 31, 2005 -- In honor of turning four years old on Sunday, FC Sudwerk Corporate Headquarters issued the following statement: TOP TEN LIES TOLD BY FC SUDWERK PLAYERS (Compiled by J.C. & Andy) 10. I don't care what position you put me at. 9. Don't worry, we'll have lots of subs! 8. This is my last season. 7. I have a friend who is really, really good. 6. I'm in the best shape of my life. 5. What?! Me carded?! 4. It's just a minor injury -- I'll be back in the lineup in no time! 3. We usually beat that team. 2. I'm a natural striker. And, drumroll please, the No. 1 lie told by FC Sudwerk players is: 1. Team barbecue is next weekend! |