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| FCS Turns Three DAVIS, Calif., July 31 (AP) � In honor of FC Sudwerk, Northern California's premier soccer club, turning three years old Saturday, the team's corporate headquarters issued the following statement: TOP TEN THINGS FC SUDWERK HAS SHOCKINGLY OUTLASTED!: 10. Madona's popularity. (O.K., my age is showing.) 9. DARSL's two-referee system. 8. Gas for under $2 a gallon. 7. Andy's ability to deliver a motivating halftime pep talk! 6. Ray Charles. (May he rest in peace.) 5. T-shirts for jerseys--WOOHOO! 4. The hype over Freddy Adu. 3. Mindless, unadulterated, widespread public support for war in Iraq. 2. The Golden Goal overtime format. 1. Both of Andy's knees! ## |