
Grease Babies - 03/13/2007
Julie Andrews Birthday Song 03/13/2007
TEDDY -- a tear jerker story for teachers
What Happened to the GoldFish?
I'M READY FOR IT!

”I MAKE A DIFFERENCE”
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inner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Susan. Be honest. What do you make?"
Susan, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make?
* "I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
* I make a C+ feel like the winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor.
* I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence.
"You want to know what I make?"* I make kids wonder.
* I make them question.
* I make them criticize.
* I make them apologize and mean it.
* I make them write.
* I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math and perfect their final drafts in English I make them understand that if you have the brains, and follow your heart, and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you must pay no attention because they just didn't learn."Susan paused and then continued. "You want to know what I make?”I MAKE A DIFFERENCE.”
What do you make?"
THIS IS WORTH SENDING TO EVERY EDUCATOR YOU KNOW. (And everyone on your mailing list, for that matter). THERE IS MUCH TRUTH IN THAT STATEMENT.
"Teachers make every other profession possible!"
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

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CUTE JOKES
FOR THE OLDER CROWD ************************************************** A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'." ************************************************************* An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ************************************************************ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ************************************************************ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ************************************************************ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ************************************************************ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ************************************************************ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. ************************************************************ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. ************************************************************ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ************************************************************ Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ************************************************************ Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you. ************************************************************ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. ************************************************************ First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. ************************************************************ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf ************************************************************ The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete....she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, ICU. *********************************************************** Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,--- let's look for yours." *************************************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive. So I took her to a gas station! ********************************************************* An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!" ********************************************************** Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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