-"Tvistholm has been the best coach we've ever had. I know he is the only one, but anyway. HE WAS THE BEST!", a FCM supporter said.
The Mogadishu board replied: "Tvistholm was sure a good coach, and he became bigger than we ever thought. And it may seem weird that we want's to fire him now. Tvistholm is only "inadequate", but we wanted a passable coach. So Tvistholm didn't have the abilities to develop our talented players fast enough!"
The name of the new coach is Magnus Kofoed. To evertbody's pleasure, he is also "Fond of attacking".
-"I think we will be witnessing great attacking game in the seasons to come", the Mogadishu board states.