11-a-side - Border Wanderers, Seebrook Rovers.
23 year-old Phil is one of two founder members of the team currently in action. Noted for hideous taste in orange goalie tops, he continues to be a noisy presence on the pitch despite the recognition that no-one listens to his pleas to pick up the runners. Can often be found marking his territory alongside a railway line during the warm-up. Current Border Wanderers Player of the Year.
The more famous of the brothers courtesy of time spent on the phone to various insignificant local football managers, his witterings as reporter on the Crawley News sportsdesk exposed his talents to a readership of thousands in the days where you purchased the paper from the newsagents rather than fish the free copy out the ditch behind the school field. Chris collected a vast collection of honours in his time in youth football including Manager's Player of the Year in 1991/92 at Cherry Lane. Credits the Rev. David Parker as the best vicar ever to run a football team. A rock at the centre of the Jiggle defence will be a tough man to replace when he takes up a place at Lincoln University in September. Player of the Year in 2001 and 2002.
Trainee teacher Dave when not pedalling pro-Manchester United propaganda filth to easily impressionable Crawley youngsters is the dominant influence at the heart of of the Jiggle defence. Dave has taken charge of the backline since Chris' departure and his excellent form landed him the title of Player of the Year in 2003. After numerous attempts to capture his services Dave signed from AF Typhoons in April 2002 and has been invaluable ever since. He waited till March 2003 to score his first goal, a memorable punt which dribbled over the line against CPI Crawley A. Dave is more of a creator and is credited with the finest pass of all-time when playing in Dave Carling against Alltraders in January 2003.
Andy signed for Jiggle in May 2003 and has been an instantly influential in the middle of the park. Scored his first goal in the 2-0 win over Crawley Casuals and surely has many more in the locker. Andy is instructed to meet 4 hours early on a Friday night due to a severe personality disorder which inhibits his progress from his sofa to the football pitch and caused him to miss the opening six minutes of his league debut. Psychiatrists are confident the problem can be solved as long as Andy consumes plenty of Bacon and egg McMuffins. Andy finds this hard but is willing to try. Current Player-of-the-Year with his promotion winning Saturday side St.Francis Flyers II.
Dave has been a revelation since signing from AF Typhoons in April 2002 and is currently the clubs leading goalscorer of all-time with 15 competitive strikes. A keen student of the game Dave has attempted to adopt the power of Emile Heskey, the ball-playing qualities of Salif Diao, the tenacity of Igor Biscan and the eye for goal of Sean Dundee but after much thought decided John Aldridge would be a much finer role model. Since modelling his game on Aldridge, Dave has been unstoppable and was the Golden Boot winner for 2003 with 9 goals.
11-a-side - Crawley Down, Real Hydraquip
Sam has been an instant hit since scoring on his Jiggle debut in the 2-0 win against Crawley Casuals in June 2003 and at 20 years of age should be a prolific scorer in seasons to come. Sam is quiet and retiring and never really says much. 8 goals since signing for the club in June 2003 suggests there is plenty more to come providing he can keep his hands off Roy's wife who it is rumoured he has shagged many times.
Striker Paul has been a cracking acquisition since signing in July 2002 and has signed a contract to take his place as a full-time Jiggler when he graduates in Summer 2003. Unquestionably the Mr.Commitment of the squad having made several two-hour round trips to make games from uni in Chichester, Paul has an impressive goalscoring record from his limited appearances and will be a major asset when he gets a run in the side.
Stu, or 'oi Ginge' as Sam calls him was a revelation in his first season at the club, forming a strong partnership with Dave at the back and chipping in with 3 goals, making him equal top-scorer in Autumn Fives 2003. Scored one of Jiggle's best ever goals against Resident Weasels and packs a great shot when in the opposing half. Formerly with AF Typhoons and Norfolk Enchants Stu has a bright future in a Jiggle shirt.
Phil is the fourth University College Chichester student to join the club and has made a superb start in a Jiggle shirt scoring ten goals in his first nine appearances. Phil was a prolific goal scorer for former club CPI Crawley and was top marksman as CPI reached the Summer Fives semis in 2002. Early signs are there are plenty more goals to come from this powerful striker as long as he doesn't let his dedication to his uni work distract him from the important business of scoring goals.
'Superstar' Nick is renowned for his long shorts and counts ref Roy amongst his many fans. Nick continued a fine Jiggle tradition when he became the 5th player recuited while working in a music store and showed his commitment to the club when he offered Roy a Cliff Richard CD bribe to help us beat Gilly's Heroes in the Autumn Fives. Unfortunately Roy preferred the Darkness and we lost. Another ex-Typhoon Nick scored on his debut against The Blues and enjoyed an impressive first season. Showed his versatility stepping in at the back on a couple of occasions and like Stu will bag plenty more goals in the Jiggle shirt.
Now 28 Jon is the most experienced member of the squad and has recently clocked up his half-century of appearances since joining in January 2002. 28 year-old Jon took just five minutes to open the scoring on his debut against Cowboys & Indians and was the winner of the Golden Boot in his first season when aged only 27. Now 28 Jon is soon to be married and looks forward to this along with his 29th birthday in the coming year. Owner of the first dog to want and as has since been revealed to eat a Jiggle shirt. Or two. Now first choice stand-by after leaving the club in December 2003,
