How did you do that?
I was asked that once, and its a very vague question so I ignored it, But I will take this time to tell you about me.

Hey look, It's Me

I am Jeffrey.
I have many Nick Names, such as: Jef, Crazy, Humphry, Jesswee, Jeffery-effery, Fag, Jazzy, any my favorite, Sugah Smacks!
I am 5' 10" or so.
I weigh 150~ish.
I have brown hair.
I have brown eyes.
I have a size 11 1/2 Nike sneaker that I love and its blue
I am an incredible gymnast, ohh wait no I'm not sorry.
I was born July 10th 1983, making me 19 and a Cancer.
I have 2 siblings, Ronnie and Nicole.
I have a Kitty, Shanel (sounds like Chanel, only doesn't have to do with TV).
I was born in Brockton Hospital.
I am 1/2 Lebanese, 1/4 French, 1/4 English.
I have never left the country.
I like Mariah Carey.
Guess has some nice clothes.
I have 2 hands, but my right hand is better.
I have 2 legs, but my left leg is better, go figure.
I like to run, and I'm pretty good at it.
Blue is my favorite color.
I like to sing, and yes I know I sound bad, does it look like I care?
I dance bad too.
I can play the harmonica to Piano Man.

I like white pants, but they are nearly impossible to find.
I'm not religious and I don't Believe in God.
I like racing, football and track.
Sonny Bono and Edwin Moses are my idols!
Vanilla is my favorite fragrance.
I like movies, some of my favorites are, "The Skulls", "Contact", and the "Scream" trilogy.
I own a 1993 Plymouth Duster.
I like the book That Was Then, This Is Now.
I have never done any sort of drugs or alcohol.
I am 100% straight edged.
I can not draw.

I am very particular about many things, such as:

I can only drink water at my house out of a Purple or Green Tupperware cup.
No one is allowed to use my computer unsupervised.
You may never go inside my closet.
My phones Call ID is to be used only by me, as is its Address Book.
My CD's are in a particular order, you may only take ONE out at a time so that the order is preserved.
Everything in my room is strategically placed, Don't Move Anything!

Some things I would like to say.

It is ok if I beep at you in my car, but please people NEVER beep back, you will be sorry.
I hate anyone who uses their breaks on the highway, and anyone who makes me use my breaks un-necessarily at any point.
Don't talk to me if I have made it clear that I don't like you.
I talk to myself, live with it.
If I answer myself, you may question what's going on.
I have been to 3 High Schools, there's no such thing as a good one.
My computer can not, despite my best effort, clean my room.
I don't care what you think of me, so if you want to criticize you may as well talk to a wall.
Don't try to make me believe in God, for every reason you have that I should, I have a better one for why I shouldn't
January 6th. 1996 West Bridgewater got 26" of snow, god how I loved that day.

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