"Hello, my name is Neo, I am a fluffybunny. When I was younger I lived in a cage. I lived with several others like myself. Although I don't know if you if you could call it living. We were barely feed, barely watered. When it rained, the roof leaked. When it was hot, we had no shade. What little food we had, the tasteless bits it was, was eaten before it even hit the floor. One time though, we were given a head of cabbage. I managed to get a small leaf to myself. The taste. So beautiful. Soft. Beautiful. But as I was enjoying my little bit heaven, it was stolen from me. That was the last straw. I desided to take a stand. Not to just be satisfied with the little scraps off food that I grabbed. Not to let my cabbage be taken away. I will rise up and take back the cabbage that was stolen! Never again will the cabbage stealers be tolerated! I will take my friends and neighbors and take back what we deserve! And so, we will create the Fluffy Bunny Revolution!!!!"