| SPONSORSHIP PACKAGE - THE DEAL |
| YOU THE BREWERY PROVIDE:- As much beer and spirits as we can drink for the length of our fame or for life, whichever is the shorter, plus a selection of crisps and snacks which simply must include those hard to find tomato flavour Snaps (and some jelly tots - faz) and some privilage cards for your pubs for immediate service and first go on the Pool Table. Oh and a pound off a sunday roast as well. WE AS A BAND PROVIDE:- We shall carry your brand name on our sleeves, posters, post cards, T-shirts and any other merchandise, John will change his name to the name of your most popular drink by deed pole (as long as it's not Babysham) , and we shall only write songs about alcohol and your products in particular (not much change there then). We shall try to stay away from other inferior brands and will be happy to join you for a joint TV ad campaign to promote your beer and our ditties. Why Adi has already written a poem, shown below:- |
| "LAGER" by Adi.D. Lager, lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager, lager, Lager, lager, lager. Copyright Protected - be warned, be very warned |
| " A Genius at work " - George Best " I feel it has a hidden meaning and depth so it's a pass mark" - Leicestershire Exam board "He's a poet and by eck does he know it"- Pam Eyres "Started badly, petered off at the end, and the less said about the middle the better" - Edmond Blackadder c/o Curtis & Elton |
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