FAZ CAZ was formed by

J-Lo's Cousin

J-Lo's Cousin: Genius Mucho Grande'/Vocalist/Songwriter/"J-Lo's Cousin"

Legend

Rodrigo: Extreme Clit Fingering Splay of Eroticism/Guitar/Boner/Peter North Cumshot Potential/Vocals

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Right now FAZ CAZ performs an extremely soulful, innovative, girl wet making, two-piece original electric/acoustic act, with approx 20 - 30 min set, and they could play some covers too. FAZ CAZ has 12 originals. Legend will flip out on electric guitar and Jimmy will go nuts with his soulful dark passionate vocals. FAZ CAZ is most we'll known for covering the song "Dirty Magic" by the Offspring. Jimmy Lo can mimic most any vocalist in the alternative scene, and sound exactly like the original, and this Offspring song is no different, as its an extremely fresh, and beautifully dark song, off Offspring's "Ignition" album!

back in the summer of 2002 when they called themselves Verbal Abuse. They met in a brutal jam session with one crazy serb, and another crazy pollack aka the greatest drummer alive in the history of earth. Both dudes were a bit too closed-minded, in the closet homosexual homophobic meatbags, too insecure with their manhood, to accept Jimmy's Lo as a vocalist. They concluded that he was a fag, just due to the way his vocals sounded. Rodrigo Legend, a well known latin lover, however, decided to give Jimmy Lo a 2nd chance. He realised Jimmy's potential to draw vast quantities of women, make them wet, had a bit more worldly outlook, was more cultured, and well-rounded than that of his predecessors, obviously. Perhaps they had a problem with Mexican's ? Not like it matters though. Currently, those meatbags are sitting on a couch eating chips. Verbal Abuse jammed as a two piece, and recorded, the 4 song "Making Girls Wet Inside....Since Forever" demo back in the winter of 2003 in a very short amount of time. Verbal Abuse was taken they later came to find out in 2004. They changed the name to Diatonic, which was also taken, and now they are called FAZ CAZ. They jammed and played a few acoustic sets in 2003 and 2004. Both sets were very well-recieved by numerous age groups of people. The first performance was in a Mexican neighborhood in which groupies traveled from all around holding up signs they made, saying how much we rocked! The show concluded with people coming up and asking us for our autographs! It was awesome! The second performance was FAZ CAZ playing a graduation party with people 18-70 years of age really digging and commenting on Jimmy's vocals, and Legends guitar work. Both equally successful performances which showed us, that people really dig what we are doing, and it feels great! Currently, FAZ CAZ needs a bassist, drummer, jam space, equipment, time, and money to get back on track! Email us if you love what you hear, want to sponser us, sign us, get the ball rolling! We will not dissapoint, and we will get you laid by hot girls over and over again! FAZ CAZ has a 6 song Making Girls Wet Inside.....Since Forever" demo with 4 trax recorded in 2005, + two of the best tracks from the 2003 demo for sale on Stevie Hayes Records.

10/04/05 We just heard bad news, that Jerry Soto, of Soto sound passed away in late August of 2005. He was a legend, and he will be missed. He has been recording at least since the 1980's. He recorded Buddy Guy in the 1980's, and problably has recorded, produced, and done instrumentation on 1000's of albums since his start. FAZ CAZ is dedicating their existence to Jerry!

FAZ CAZ is so mysterious.  hot!  smoke you!  shoot mad loads into your purse!!  sexier than prince.

FAZ CAZ Loves You Ladies! FAZ CAZ music is extremely passionate, loin pleasing, full of soul, etc.

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