"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Gillian Lowell, and welcome to FAWN Week in Review. Up next, we have two teams making their televised debuts, although one team is likely a little more familiar to you than the other. Cynthia Syxx, after all, is in her second tenure in FAWN, following a brief run in 2004. Her partner, Jade Catlynne, is a former title holder in the IFWF. On the other side, you have a pair of promising rookies in Jessie Carter and Lynzee Cooper, otherwise known as America's Sweethearts. Certainly, those two are going to have their work cut out for them. But they're clearly gifted and spirited youngsters, and Jade and Syxx will need to be on the same page when dealing with them. And that's not necessarily a given, as you'll see here..."

The opening strings of Green Day's "American Idiot" suddenly burst through the arena PA, signaling the arrival of FAWN's newest duo. Jade Catlynne and Syxx appear at the top of the entrance ramp, and things are already not looking good. The duo appears to be arguing, with Syxx smiling smugly and trading verbal barbs with her partner, who looks as if she would like to be anywhere but here. Syxx is outfitted in her usual leather ensemble that leaves little to nothing to the imagination, whereas Jade has a black t-shirt over her usual wrestling attire of (all black) leotard, jean cutoffs, boots, shinguards, kneepads, and fingerless grappling gloves. Written on the chest of the shirt in bold, white letters is: E C F'N W. Approaching the ring to a mixture of boos and cheers, Jade slips out of her shirt, and smiling smugly at some of the ringside fans who seem to expect to have the shirt toss in their direction shortly, she instead decides to neatly fold the shirt and lie it on the ring steps before taking her place at Syxx's side by the turnbuckle.

Back in the studio...

"Not exactly the portrait of a well oiled machine, would you say? But it'll still be up to Jessie and Lynzee to capitalize. So, without further adieu, let's go back to the action."

We pick up the action with Catlynne and Carter in the ring, brunette and redhead trading knife edged chops. Eventually, Jessie gets the upper hand in the exchange, her barrage of blows backing Jade into the ropes. Taking the big redhead's wrist, she sends her into the opposite ropes, and delivers a crisp spin kick to the onetime superstar's chest, dropping her to the canvas. Almost as soon as Jade hits the mat, Jessie's elbow slams into her chest, prompted a grunt from the wounded redhead.

Not wasting any time, Jessie drags Jade back to her feet, and sends her for another ride. This time upon Catlynne's rebound, both of the brunette's boots drive into her sternum, Carter's dropkick gaining impressive elevation. Again, Jessie bounds back to her feet quickly, and hauls Jade up with her. Backing Catlynee into the ropes, she goes for another Irish whip, but it quickly becomes clear the youngster has gone to the well one too many times.

Planting her feet, Jade halts her momentum, and instead whips Jessie around--not into the ropes, but instead into her arm, nearly decapitating the brunette with a short arm clothesline. Like her opponent had done moments ago, Jade follows her adversary to the mat, locking in a Fujiwara armbar that immediately has Carter screaming in agony.

The official asks if Jessie wants to call it a night, but Carter vigorously shakes her head no, and manages to grasp the bottom rope. Immediately, the ref calls for a break, but Catlynne refuses--at least, until his count reaches four. Finally, she releases the hold, but she shows Carter no mercy as she pulls her foe up and secures her in an abdominal stretch.

While the ref again asks if Jessie wants to submit, Jade extends her right arm toward the ropes. As soon as she does, the crowd comes to life, shouting warnings to the official. But it quickly appears that their concerns are unfounded. Instead of gripping the ropes for leverage, she instead tags Cynthia Syxx.

As Cynthia slips into the ring--in as provocative a manner as she can manage--Catlynne keeps Jessie tied up in her abdominal stretch. The ref begins to count, just as Syxx begins to pepper the brunette's exposed midsection with a flurry of kicks.

ONE!

Cynthia's foot smacks off Carter's belly with a moist 'THWAP!'

TWO!

THWAP!

THREE!

THWAP!

FOUR!

THWAP!

Finally, Catlynee releases her captive, allowing Jessie to sag to her knees at the feet of Syxx. One redhead smiles wickedly as the other returns to her corner.

Fast forward...

Things are looking no better for Jessie. Indeed, they're looking decidedly worse when Syxx leaves her splayed face down with a jumping DDT. Leisurely, the redhead rolls her devastated opponent over onto her back, taking a moment to impudently tweak the nipples beneath Carter's top before going for the cover.

ONE...

TWO...

Shoulder up.

From her corner, Jade scolds her partner for her antics perhaps costing them a victory. Across the ring, Lynzee extols her partner to get up. But it's Syxx who rises first, patiently waiting for Jessie to drag herself up as well. The moment she does, Cynthia swings her leg in a kick aimed at Carter's head. But to the delight of Lynzee and the crowd, Jessie manages to catch the incoming foot.

Unfortunately for her, Syxx still has another one she's capable of using, and the redhead absolutely nails the back of Jessie's head with a textbook enziguiri. Foot smacks against skull with a sickening crack, and Jessica's eyes roll back in her head as she crumples to her knees, then onto her back. Savoring the moment, Cynthia saunters to the ropes, slipping through them before climbing up the buckles. Reaching the top, she gives a teasing wiggle of her hips to the appreciative masses, and then launches herself into the air with a soaring frogsplash.

Alas, her frogsplash ends not across Jessie's smooth tummy, but instead her bony knees. The wind completely expelled from her lungs, Syxx hugs her belly as she rolls onto her back while Jessica marshalls up her dwindling reserves of energy to throw herself toward her corner.

The fans cheer loudly as Carter tags Lynzee Cooper into the match, the blonde vaulting over the top rope and into the ring. But instead of going after Syxx, Cooper charges into enemy territory, knocking a surprised Jade off the apron with a forearm shot. Turning her attention back to the redhead in the ring, Lynzee lowers her shoulder and takes Syxx down with a running tackle!

Fast forward...

Syxx is still in troube, as Lynzee Cooper comes crashing down across her stomach, completing the Lou Thesz press by pummeling Cynthia's face with repeated punches. Relenting at the (slow) count of four, the blonde dismounts her adversary, and peels Syxx's nearly limp body off the canvas. Bodying her into the ropes, Cooper takes Syxx's wrist and sends her for a ride. As the redhead is sent stumbling back to her, Lynzee leaps into the air, snaking her legs around Cynthia's head for a hurricarana.

But to her sudden horror, Syxx's arms wrap around her waist, holding her steady before the redhead drives her head and back into the mat with an incredibly brutal improvised powerbomb. As the blonde's body twitches helplessly, Cynthia scampers on her knees to her corner, where she tags in Jade Catlynne.

Bursting through the ropes, Jade takes a page out of Lynzee's book by bypassing the downed blonde and driving a forearm under Jessie's jaw, sending Carter flying from the apron to the concrete floor below. Turning around, she sees Lynzee slowly rising, Cooper's back turned to her. Deftly, Jade snakes her arms around the blonde's midsection and hoists her up, Lynzee's head and neck suffering another wicked impact with the canvas thanks to a German suplex.

With Cooper down, Jade goes in for the kill. Her legs constrict around Lynzee's midsection, and her arms slip under the blonde's arms, Catlynne effortlessly trapping the writhing Cooper in her White Noise katahajime finisher.

Seeing her partner in trouble, Jessie starts to enter the ring, but is pulled away from the apron by Cynthia Syxx, the two exchanging blows outside the ring while Lynzee suffers within.

In the ring, Lynzee's thrashing quickly begins to subside. Jade continues to ride the hold as the official lifts Coopers arm three times, the lifeless limb dropping back to the mat each time.

DING! DING! DING!

Back in the studio...

"An impressive showing by Jade and Syxx, though I have to wonder how long a team as mismatched as they are can stay successful. As for America's Sweethearts, I'd say those two gave a good accounting for themselves, considering the experience disadvantage they found themselves in. I wouldn't write those two off by any means. Up next, more tag team action, as the Sanders cousins take on Miriam Gaiman & Kiora Donavon. Don't go away."

WINNERS: Jade Catlynee & Cynthia Syxx