The people who run FAWN were not born yesterday. They know how the game is played. Promos cost money and fans turn their backs on second raters shoved down their throats. No amount of pushing can turn a loser into winner. It can only backfire.

FAWN had two new candidates and before they started pumping them up for the folks at home they decided to give them a shot before the cameras were rolling. A dark match is the best way to determine if the signing you just made is solid gold, a diamond in the rough or a lead balloon.

"This match is scheduled for one fall! Currently in the ring... from Detroit, Michigan... she is... BABYGURL!"

BabyGurl was one of those lead balloons. Someone saw her fighting in a club in Detroit and gave her a contract. It takes 3 things to make it in the business: looks, attitude, and fighting ability. She has looks and attitude, two thirds of a successful wrestling career. But she lacks the most important third: BabyGurl can't fight her way out of a paper bag.

The looks and attitude are on display in the ring as the Detroit gangsta girl struts around in her tight panty and baby-t, acting like she's a guaranteed winner in any match she has. No telling her that her FAWN record has more "L's" than the Golden State Warriors. And the folks let her know. "Hey, you suck!" "Go Home!" "Give it up!" She responds with threats, angry gestures and invitations to fight.

"And her opponent... hailing from Noblesville, Indiana... JESSIE CARTER!"

"Juicy" is a song by Better Than Ezra and it became Jessica "Jessie" Carter's entrance music because her tag team partner Lynzee Cooper told her it was a cool song. Jessica prefers John Mayer and Ben Harper, both artists Lynzee says are "too slow" for wrestling entrance themes.

The song has a beat that Jessie doesn't really dance to, but she does smile, jog and high five all the fans she can as she trots her tight little body to the ring. Jessie is cute, so cute that cuteness is actually jealous of her. She wears a pair of tight, short, emerald green and white satin soccer shorts, some matching wrestling boots and a pair of white kneepads. The cut and position of the outfit really shows off the perfectly toned legs of this former Notre Dame soccer star. Jessie finishes her outfit with a simple gray "Notre Dame" t-shirt. From the position of her shoulder, straightness of her back, tightness of her tummy and taught-ness of her forearms and biceps, it's clear that the ponytailed brunette keeps her whole body in perfect shape.

Jessie finally makes it to the ring and rolls her little body under the bottom rope. She gets up, bounces around a little and waves to the fans. But playtime has to end and Jessica goes to her corner to wait for the bell.

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

It's on! Jessica slowly moves towards the center of the ring, her body in a tight, athletic crouch, her arms and hands at the ready. She moves like a woman ready to fight.

BabyGurl moves like she wants a fight but looks like she wouldn't know what to do if it happens. Her body is straight and her arms are up in the "whazzup, bitch?" position. She walks towards Jessie, giving her an earful of threats and taunts. Jessie doesn't let any of it faze her.

BabyGurl holds up a hand and symbolizes she wants a test of strength. Jessie slowly reaches up and puts her palm against Baby's. They lock up and BabyGurl holds up her other hand. Jessie complies and the test of strength is on.

First BabyGurl tries to power Jessie down, but she can't even budge the former Division 1 athlete. BabyGurl's arms strain and her body twitches as she tries to gain the upper hand but it's no use. Finally Carter has had enough and easily twists BabyGurl's arms down. She pushes back on the Detroit girl's hands and BabyGurl starts dancing from foot to foot, trapped in a painful position.

Carter decides she's had enough torturing BabyGurl's arms and whips the gangsta to the ropes. Off the rebound BabyGurl gets taken to the mat, and I mean hard, with a nasty clothesline. But Jessie Carter doesn't rest on her laurels. Instead she grabs a handful of hair and pulls BabyGurl off the mat.

BabyGurl is a little wobbly on her feet and Jessica steadies her before sending her back towards the ropes with another Irish Whip. When BabyGurl comes back she gets dropped once again, this time with a perfectly placed drop kick. The people pop! Jessie might not be flashy, but two high impact moves in a row have taken the starch out of Baby and won her a few admirers.

Jessica decides to put on a little show for the fans. She feels a tinge of sadness that the show has to be at BabyGurl's expense (Jessie usually feels guilt when she makes a show of others) but knows she has to really pull out all the stops if she's going to shed her reputation of a talented wrestler with no personality. She stands Baby yet again and begins her patented "kicking drill" (a move she only uses in important matches). With her strong right leg, she sidekicks Baby in the stomach. As the poor gangsta reacts to the kick, Jessie takes her powerful left leg and kicks Baby's butt. She repeats the cycle about 7 or 8 times until she's sure the fans are really enjoying it... and Baby isn't.

All those years of Soccer have turned Jessie's legs into sledge hammers and when she does her finale, a leaping side kick right to BabyGurl's chest, the Detroit gang girl is left on the mat... as limp as a ragdoll.

As Jessica rises to her feet she can sense a breakthrough. The fans are giving her a good cheer and she knows she might have cemented a place for herself in FAWN. Now it's time to be merciful and finish BabyGurl off. She pulls the poor girl to her feet and delivers her patented "SLING-O-LING SUPLEX", a slingshot suplex into a roll up. The ailing BabyGurl doesn't fight it at all and the ONE � TWO � THREE is pretty much academic.

It took Jessica two high impact moves, a little showiness and a finisher to beat BabyGurl. "But," she thinks, "who hasn't beaten BabyGurl?" She accepts the raise of her arm in victory and respectfully leaves the ring, not wanting to humiliate her fellow competitor any more than she did with the trouncing. The fans cheer her as she departs the arena. Jessie is well on her way.

The referee drapes one of BabyGurl's arms over his shoulder and helps the Detroit bad girl leave the ring. Unable to walk on her own steam, her ass cleanly kicked, BabyGurl keeps from making eye contact with any of the taunting fans as she is led away from the place of her shame.

WINNER: Jessie Carter