TAMMY: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting night of FAWN action! I'm your better half host, Tammy DeVille... ."

BUCK: "And I'm the other half, Buck Ansome."

TAMMY: "In tonight's opening match, we'll witness the FAWN debut of Tila Nagai, as she faces the challenge of Krystal Erway. And ‘challenge' may not be a strong enough word for what Tila's up against, Buck. While Krystal is hardly a giantess in FAWN, she does have some seven inches and over forty pounds over her opponent."

BUCK: "I'm inclined to agree with you, Tams. While Tila clearly packs enough sexiness in her tight little body for a 6'6" Amazon, that won't do her much good when Erway is opening up a can of whupass on her. Still, if we've learned anything week after week, it's that every woman in FAWN is capable of surprises."

TAMMY: "Well, we're about to find out if Tila Nagai has any surprises in store for Krystal Erway. Let's go to the ring and watch the action!"

Music fills the stadium's air as a single spotlight hits the top of the ramp. Suddenly, Tila Nagai bursts through the curtain, enthusiastically clapping as she jogs down the aisle to the ring, occasionally slapping an outstretched hand. The diminutive dynamo is clad in a gray sports halter top and fringed bikini briefs of the same color, with black ankle boots on her feet. Entering the ring, she climbs up to the second turnbuckle of the nearest corner and raises her right fist in the air in a warrior's pose. In spite of her small size, it's obvious to one and all that the Eurasian newcomer is absolutely confident in her chances to win tonight.

Suddenly, Marcy Playground's "Coming Up from Behind" blasts over the speakers, filling the arena and announcing the imminent arrival of Krystal. The buxom strawberry blonde strides onto the ramp to a raucous reception. Krystal beams, delighted to again receive the cheers of her fans. The assembled masses certainly seem to approve of her, both for her demeanor as she slaps hands with the fans along the aisle on her way to ringside, and for the way the young would-be star fills out her lavender bikini top and matching hipster briefs, her wavy reddish blonde hair flowing behind her as she picks up speed.

Krystal rolls under the bottom rope, and then quickly hops to her feet, full bosom jiggling to the further delight of the fans. And though she might be young and inexperienced, once in the ring, Erway is all business. While she continues to return the support of the fans, smiling and waving, her mind and attention never wavers from the task at hand.

The blond can't help but take note of the glare her opponent gives her through almond-shaped eyes.

The referee offers a few perfunctory warnings to the two combatants about adhering to the rules, and then calls for the bell.

The two women begin to circle one another, Krystal almost casually, but Tila crouched and ready for battle. Just then, Nagai charges her foe and they lock up. After several moments of struggling, Erway easily shoves Tila away, and the brunette lands unceremoniously on her rear end... much to the crowd's amusement.

Nagai burns while the laughter of the spectators rings in her ears... and the smug look on Erway's face doesn't calm her down any. Scrambling back to her feet, Tila again charges Krystal, but at the last moment shifts and grabs the blonde's arm, attempting to flip her over. Unfortunately for Nagai, Erway was anticipating just such a move, and she has planted herself with enough leverage to resist the flip attempt. Again, Tila looks fairly ridiculous as she strains to flip her larger rival over, but to no avail.

Fun is fun, but Krystal decides it's time to begin her own offensive. Grabbing the brunette around the waist, Erway brings her down for an Atomic Drop. Tila is fairly launched off her opponent's knee from the bone-jarring impact, hands clutching her agonized crotch as she reels forward. A legsweep from the blond again sends the smaller wrestler collapsing to the canvas. Quickly rolling Tila over onto her belly, Krystal plants her knee to the back of the brunette's thighs, crosses her ankles, and pulls her lower legs back at the knees. Nagai screams as her limbs are painfully bent back. Her left hand reaches out, desperate to grab the bottom rope, which is a few tantalizing inches away. After much struggling and straining, she is finally able to grasp the cable, and the hold is broken.

But the Eurasian enjoys no respite, as Krystal climbs to her feet and grabs her opponent, using her superior strength to hoist Tila above her head in a gorilla press! Then, Erway delivers her unwilling cargo back down to the mat with a ring-shaking bodyslam. An elbow drop across Nagai's chest further weakens her, and the blond goes for the pin... but only secures a two count.

Standing back up, Krystal does not immediately go back on the attack. Instead, she addresses her opponent. "Look, kid... I admire your spunk, but you're way out of your league here. I don't want to have to hurt you, so just lay back for the pin before you make me do something you'll regret."

Through clenched teeth, Tila hisses, "Never! Chrissy would never submit to the likes of you, and she would never forgive me for giving up to you, either!"

"Chrissy?" Erway replies. "Chrissy Daniel? That little psycho bitch is your role model?!? Jeez, girl... you're more messed up than I thought!"

"What did you say?" Nagai demands.

"I said you're... " Krystal begins to respond, but is cut off.

"Not about me, you fat cow! You insulted Chrissy Daniel! You... who aren't fit to lick her boots... INSULTED HER!!!"

With a scoffing laugh, Krystal opens her mouth to reply... but all that emerges is a shrieking cry. With a growl, Tila launches herself from her knees toward her adversary, driving a sharp uppercut punch into the blonde's groin. Holding her womanhood, Erway stumbles back on shaky legs.

Those legs give out on her a moment later, as Nagai delivers a dropkick with deadly accuracy to the side of Krystal's right knee, sending her down to the canvas. Erway struggles to get up, but a jumping spin kick to her head leaves her seeing stars.

Suddenly flush with power from equal parts adrenaline and rage, Tila is relentless in her attack. Sitting astride the back of her prone foe, she delivers a flurry of punches to Krystal's head, then slips her fingers into the blonde's mouth for a dual mandible claw. Tears well in Erway's eyes as she endures the hold, her jaw feeling as if it were about to dislocate at any moment. This time it is the ropes that save Krystal as she is finally able to drag herself, with her tormentor atop her, to the cables to break the hold.

But wasting no time, Nagai grabs her opponent by her reddish golden mane and drags her up to her feet, then Irish whips her into the corner. A heartbeat later, she charges from the opposite end of the ring and sail through the air, her tiny body hitting the embattled blond like a wrecking ball with a bodysplash!

Standing atop the middle ropes to straddle her stunned rival, Tila jackhammers her small but solid fist again and again into Erway's face, the crowd merrily counting along to ten. Jumping back down to the mat, Nagai unleashes a trio of double chops to her opponent's ample bosom, Krystal's breasts bouncing from the impacts while the spectators greet each blow with an appreciative "Whoooooooooooo!"

Again filling her hands with Krystal's hair, Tila drags her glassy-eyed and slack-jawed foe out of the corner, and proceeds to cruelly drag Erway's face along the ropes, the unyielding cable raking her eyes. Blinded from the tactic, the blond never sees coming the snap suplex that slams her painfully to the canvas.

The newcomer would be wise to attempt the pin now, but in her seething anger, she only pauses in order to contemplate what new tortures she could inflict upon her adversary... and that gives Krystal the precious seconds she needs to gather her remaining wits and roll out of the ring under the ropes, where she falls to the arena floor. Retreat at any time is far from gallant, she knows, but more important is getting a breather and restarting her own offensive.

However, Tila is not about to grant her such a desired reprieve. Charging at the ropes, she slides beneath them and delivers a baseball slide kick to the side of the rising Erway's face. Nagai swiftly follows that up with a DDT to the hard cement floor, leaving her larger foe battling simply to stay conscious.

Dragging her opponent over to the Spanish announcers' table, Tila lays Krystal atop it, then returns to the ring. Climbing to the top turnbuckle, she leaps into the air to deliver a match... and potentially career... ending blow to her enemy.

And yet, at the last possible instant, Krystal fights through the fog in her brain and musters just enough strength to roll to the side. Tila slams into the wooden table with such force, it shatters and splinters... with the Eurasian taking the full brunt of the impact!

Both woman lay there unmoving amid the shards of the table as the referee begins his slow count to twenty. By the time he reaches twelve, they both begin to stir, and their battle instincts each tell them to return to the ring. Erway seems to have the advantage in this, getting to her hands and knees and painfully crawling across the floor toward the ring. Tila rouses herself and uses the nearby guardrail to pull herself up to her feet. Seeing the blond reaching up to the ring apron, Nagai suddenly propels herself forward, jumping up and using Krystal herself as a "step," diving between the ropes into the ring even as the official reaches twenty!

"YOUR WINNER BY COUNT OUT DISQUALIFICATION... TILA NAGAI!!!"

Still seemingly consumed by rage, Tila stalks around the ring, then rolls under the ropes and stomps up the aisle, unheedful of the cheers of the crowd. Still on her knees at ringside, Krystal wears a look of complete incredulity: How could this have happened, she asks herself.

TAMMY: "We were looking for a surprise, and Tila Nagai did not disappoint! While not the clean win of a pinfall or submission that I'm sure she would have preferred, she can't be all that unhappy that she launched her FAWN career with a victory over such an established competitor as Krystal Erway."

BUCK: "I never doubted her chances of winning this one, Tams. And I have to say, if in Chrissy Daniel FAWN has its Killer Imp, then with Tila Nagai, we may just have the Lethal Pixie! And I can't wait to see who she takes apart next."

WINNER: Tila Nagai