Portia Ophelia VanBuren IV vs. Jeanette Lansdale

by: Dante

The FAWN fans were already in a frenzy over this one, as archenemies were set to face one another. The noise was deafening and the crowd was eager, as they anticipated a blood bath. Suddenly, heavy orchestral chords flow over the darkened arena and a white-hot pin spot breaks the darkness, falling upon fortune's favorite, Portia Ophelia VanBuren, Shirley Manson's distinctive voice surging from all corners of the arena. Portia tosses her shoulder-length mane of strawberry blonde locks and struts down the aisle to the strains of 'The World Is Not Enough' by Garbage, hips swaying as she turns the trip into a sashay down the runways of Paris or Milan.

In honor of Wimbledon, or possibly the crushing loss she suffered while attired in a black bikini versus LaKeisha, Portia's tennis togs have returned. White lace panties flash in a Maxim-like version of Morse code from beneath a tennis skirt sufficiently high as to be outlawed by the WTA. Above, her white lace tanktop is sheer enough to be eye-catching on a Monaco beachfront, the ensemble tastefully accessorized with Gucci shades and a diamond tennis bracelet around her left wrist. She removes the shades and tosses them into the crowd, chuckling at the frenzy she creates.

Patrician features held high, Portia barely glances to either side as she makes her way to the ring, doing her best to disregard the huge advantage Jeanette enjoys with the crowd. The blonde's more ardent supporters rush the restraining barriers and barrage her with a cascade of threats and assorted warnings. Spotting a sign 'Jeanette's triumphant return. Portia's left runnin' on empty', VanBuren inserts her middle finger between thin ruby lips, sucks on it for a moment, then pulls it out to let the miscreants know where they stand in her eyes. Finally at the ring apron, Portia climbs between the ropes and bounces confidently around the ring. Darting green eyes eagerly scan the familiar surroundings, the strawberry blonde's flawless features and slender form already carrying a sheen of perspiration. With the title already gone, courtesy of the bimbo, tonight was just about personal satisfaction and the willingness to go to any lengths to achieve it. There was nothing she would not do, nor any pain Jeanette would not feel before and after the 1-2-3. Moving to her corner, she alternately stretches and skips in place, one final deep breath centering her. She sweeps her arms through the air in front of her in a shadowbox combination and moves forward, ready to finish Lansdale, and move back toward the championship.

Then, the lights dim, and "Back in the Saddle Again" by Aerosmith roars from the speakers, shaking the arena. Two white pillars of sparks flanking the walkway erupt as Jeanette Lansdale calmly and coolly acknowledges the cheering fans. The video wall shows pictures of her previous matches and small highlights from her training reel. The blonde warrior doesn't interact with the fans as she walks briskly to the ring in a black strapless leather bikini and black ankle high boots. Small beads of sweat coat her taut midsection as she strolls to the ring. Her eyes remain fixed on the ring as she walks - two cold, glittering sapphires. Jeanette climbs into the ring as fire erupts from the four ring posts. With the poise befitting a former World Champion, the lithe blonde stretches a bit, her long blonde mane pulled back in a ponytail. She shakes her head, loosening up her neck, readying herself to face down the woman who would claim to own her.

The referee called both women to the center of the ring, explaining the rules as they glared at one another. He called for the ringing of the bell and the two women immediately locked up, jostling for control. With a sneer, Portia pushed Jeanette away and promptly slapped her roughly in the face. Portia grinned, proud of her handiwork, as Jeanette's hand clutched her cheek. Immediately, the blonde lashed out with a punch to the socialite's face, sending her rocking backwards as the crowd cheered. Jeanette grabbed Portia by the arm and whipped her to the ropes. On the rebound, she leaped in the air and drop kicked Portia in the chest.

Portia fell to her bottom, her hands at her chest. Before she could rise, Jeanette helped her to her feet before drilling her head into the mat with a DDT. Jeanette covered Portia, hooking the leg.

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But the socialite kicked out before the two count. Jeanette rose to her feet and brought Portia with her again, this time snap maring her to the mat. Jeanette positioned herself behind her and placed Portia in a sleeper hold. Immediately, Portia reached up and used her nails to claw at Jeanette's eyes. Lansdale recoiled, grabbing at her eyes, as Portia rose to her feet with a scowl, ignoring the reprimands of the referee. With her opponent temporarily blinded, Portia kicked her squarely in the chest, knocking Jeanette to her back.

Portia jumped on Jeanette and began to choke her roughly, banging her head against the mat. The referee warned Portia about the choke and she eventually released before the five count. "All that time away and you still stink like a Jersey swamp." Portia said with contempt as she stood to her feet. She waited for Jeanette to rise before racing towards her and drop kicking her in the knee, bringing Lansdale to the mat again. With her opponent holding her knee, Portia attacks Jeanette with kicks and stomps to that area. The referee warns Portia and she backs off, only to immediately continue her assault.

The former FAWN Champion drops her own knee to Jeanette's knee before grabbing her leg and immediately locking her opponent in a figure four. Jeanette grimaces in pain as Portia cinches the hold, glaring at her opponent with a look of absolute hatred. The referee asks Jeanette if she wishes to submit but she shakes her head, uttering a "no". With the crowd cheering her on, she begins to use her momentum to reverse the hold. Portia notices what Jeanette is attempting to do and immediately releases the figure four. She stomps on Jeanette's knee and drags Lansdale to her feet, tossing her roughly in the corner.

With Lansdale slumped in the corner, Portia advances upon her. First, slapping her in the face. Then, delivering a low blow kick, bringing Jeanette to her knees. Portia gives her foe little time to recover as she grabs a handful of her blonde mane and drives her face first into the mat. Portia rolls Jeanette onto her back and attempts a lazy cover.

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But Jeanette kicks out before the three count. Portia flashes Jeanette a look, almost asking "How dare she kick out", before dragging her roughly to her feet again and leading Lansdale towards the ropes. Portia then proceeds to drag Lansdale's eyes across the ropes. Jeanette screams in pain and Portia immediately silences her with a punch to the stomach, doubling her over. She then grabs her opponent by the head and delivers a bulldog to Lansdale. She covers a prone Jeanette again. This time, hooking the leg.

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Once more, Jeanette kicks out before the three count and again Portia is annoyed. Portia drags Jeanette to her feet, thanks to a liberal amount of hair, before grabbing her by the arm and whipping her to the ropes. But Jeanette reverses the whip and, as Portia rebounds, she leaps in the air, wrapping her legs around Portia's neck and taking her over and down to the mat with a hurricanrana. Jeanette rolls Portia up, trapping her legs as the referee counts.

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Portia kicks out and Jeanette immediately tosses her into the nearby corner, peppering her midsection with rights and lefts. She follows with a vicious kick to Portia's stomach, that doubles the debutante over and nearly drives the wind from her. Jeanette grabs Portia by the head and shoves her roughly between her legs. She wraps her arms around Portia's stomach and lifts her in the air, promptly planting her into the mat with a power bomb! Portia is momentarily dazed as Jeanette follows with a lionsault onto her prone form before a cover.

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Portia lifted her shoulder, just as the referee was to slap the mat a third time. Jeanette grabbed a winded Portia and lifted her in the air, perching her atop the top turnbuckle. Lansdale gestured to the cheering crowd before following Portia up the turnbuckles. Jeanette prepared to superplex Portia but the socialite began to stir and resisted. The two women traded blows, jostling for control, when Portia lashed out with another low blow that surprised Lansdale and sent her crashing to the mat.

Satisfied, Portia leaped down and immediately caught the slowly rising Lansdale with a low drop kick to the face! The vicious move drew groans from Lansdale supporters as Portia rolled up the stunned woman for the pin.

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Portia let out another annoyed sigh as Lansdale kicked out again. VanBuren immediately attacked Lansdale's knee again with an elbow drop. She grabbed Lansdale's leg and was about to attempt another figure four, when Jeanette used her free leg to kick her away and immediately scurried towards the ropes. She clutched the ropes but that didn't stop Portia from racing towards her and drop kicking her in the knee as she attempted to use the ropes to help her stand. Portia dragged a slightly limping Jeanette to her feet and delivered a vicious short-arm clothesline that nearly decapitated her!

Portia repeated the move before whipping Jeanette to the nearest corner. She followed and delivered another drop kick to Lansdale's knee, causing the woman to slump in the corner. With a wicked grin, Portia measured her foe and raced towards her, delivering a Bronco Buster! As Portia rode Lansdale's face and chest, the fans began to boo although there were a number of cheers as well. Pleased with herself, Portia stood to her feet and sneered at her rival, using a boot across Lansdale's throat to choke her.

"Tell Falkeryn, you deserve a rebate. Next time, bring her along and you might have a chance." Portia crowed.

With the referee again warning of disqualification, Van Buren finally released the choke. She grabbed Lansdale and used an inverted atomic drop to further punish her. As Lansdale grabbed between her legs, Van Buren raced towards her, leaped in the air, grabbed her by the hair, and drove her head backwards into the mat. Jeanette lay prone as Portia nonchalantly covered her.

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The crowd popped as Lansdale lifted her shoulder yet again. Van Buren cursed and grabbed a handful of Jeanette's hair, shaking her violently, before the referee stepped in again. Pulling some of Jeanette's hairs from her talons, Portia brings Jeanette to her feet again but Lansdale quickly slips behind her, rolling her up with a schoolgirl pin!

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Portia kicks out and immediately rises to her feet, attacking the downed Jeanette with kicks and punches. Portia whipped Lansdale to the corner and charged, only to be caught by a boot to the face from Jeanette. As Portia stumbled backwards, Jeanette races towards her, scoops her in the air, and drops her to the mat with a power slam, hooking the leg.

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Portia kicks out at the two as Jeanette drags her to her feet, backing her towards the ropes with a series of chops to her chest. She whips Portia to the opposite ropes and attempts a clothesline as Portia rebounds. But Portia ducks the attempt and, as Jeanette turns to greet her foe, the socialite boots her in the stomach and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Portia immediately rolled up the prone Jeanette for another pin fall.

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Again, Jeanette kicked out before the three.

"I'm finishing you clean tonight, but believe me you'll be dirty when I'm finished." Portia said ominously.

Portia whipped Jeanette to the corner and ran after her, delivering a clothesline. Portia whipped Jeanette to the opposite corner and attempted to repeat the move but Jeanette moved out of the way, Portia colliding with empty turnbuckles. As Portia stumbled from the corner, Jeanette booted her in the stomach, lifted her in the air, spun around, and then power bombed her to the mat with her new Zero Tolerance finisher! With Portia dazed and prone, Lansdale covered her.

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The bell rings and the crowd cheers as Lansdale is declared the winner. The referee raises Jeanette's hand but she cuts her celebration short, immediately pouncing on the slow to rise Portia. With the crowd cheering her on, Jeanette drops a leg across Portia's neck and then immediately grabs at her tank top, ripping it off and exposing her breasts! Jeanette follows by grabbing the dazed Portia's skirt, slipping it off with a tug. The crowd is in a frenzy as Jeanette then grabs Portia's panties. Van Buren can offer little resistance as Jeanette yanks off the panties and stuffs them in Portia's mouth, the crowd excited at the sight of the socialite's nude, nubile form. Jeanette then drapes Portia over her shoulder and exits the ring, dropping her off into a nearby trash can! The fans cheer the move as Jeanette dusts her hands off and leaves ringside to the strains of "Back in the Saddle Again", leaving a trashed, gagged Portia in her wake.

WINNER: Jeanette Lansdale

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